Random Derpy because reasons

by PikaBlue

Everyone dies

NOTE: Everyone will die in this chapter.

Where did they even get a giant flat screen TV? Derpy thought this as it flew across her face. Dr.Hooves and Celestia were in a heated battle for Derpy, who they tied to a chair for some reason. They were throwing many odd objects at eachother.

"GUYS! STOP!" Derpy screamed.

"NUUU I HAZ 2 KILLLL HIM HE TRI TO STELE MUH GURL" Celestia responded

"Well then at least untie me from this chair!" Derpy did not like rope.

"Absolutely not! You would interfere!" Doctor Hooves said.

"If you two don't stop fighting then I'm going to break up with Celestia and NEITHER of you can date me! You know, I thought that you had changed, Celestia. I was Wrong. Both of you are idiots.

At that point, Derpy used her wing that were suprisingly not tied to the chair to fly away,

Derpy, and the chair, flew into oblivion.

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"Wow." said Doctor Hooves. "I guess we got a little carried away. I'm sorry Celestia."

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" She threw a brick at his head.

Doctor Hooves took a long look at the brick. Tears began to form in his eyes.

"Brickia? Oh Brickia! I thought I would never see you again! I don't even need Derpy." The doctor kissed the brick passionately.

"LIK IF U CRIY EVREH TIMEH" Said Celestia. Tears ran down her face. "LUVE IZ BUTIFULLL. IM SRY. WIL U FORGIV?"

"Forgiven."

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Derpy flew angrily into her place of work and got one of the ponies to cut the ropes to free her from the chair. She then picked up her daily mail to deliver and flew it around.

THE END

wait.

I for got to kill everyone.

GOD DAMMIT EVERY TIME!

Author's Note:

This chapter has lots of emotion. Crying. I don't cry. Tears are for the weak and well-hydrated. I am neither of those things.

Comments

[PikaBlue]

My chapter just get shorter and shorter.

[Sleepy Panda]

6257110

[PikaBlue]

6296726 thank you.

[The Cynical Brony]

Can I die now? I believe my brain already has.

[PikaBlue]

6296828 no! You still haven't finished judging the competition!

[The Cynical Brony]

6296846

[PikaBlue]

6296851 so how are you?

[The Cynical Brony]

6296858 Good, aside from slowly dying from the sheer randomness of these stories. You?

[PikaBlue]

6296890 good! I'm currently returning from bronycon.

[The Cynical Brony]

6298445 Fun fact: Of the three I've reviewed, this one was the least weird.
Just let that sink in. That means less mental torture, so you might win on principle

[Outa-here]

This was so crazy I couldn't stop laughing!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

When are you going to write more? Are you going to write more? Don't you dare tell me "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"