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// Everyone dies 
// Story: Random Derpy because reasons 
// by PikaBlue 
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NOTE: Everyone will die in this chapter. 


Where did they even get a giant flat screen TV? Derpy thought this as it flew across her face. Dr.Hooves and Celestia were in a heated battle for Derpy, who they tied to a chair for some reason. They were throwing many odd objects at eachother.

"GUYS! STOP!" Derpy screamed.

"NUUU I HAZ 2 KILLLL HIM HE TRI TO STELE MUH GURL" Celestia responded

"Well then at least untie me from this chair!" Derpy did not like rope.

"Absolutely not! You would interfere!" Doctor Hooves said.

"If you two don't stop fighting then I'm going to break up with Celestia and NEITHER of you can date me! You know, I thought that you had changed, Celestia. I was Wrong. Both of you are idiots.

At that point, Derpy used her wing that were suprisingly not tied to the chair to fly away,

Derpy, and the chair, flew into oblivion.





"Wow." said Doctor Hooves. "I guess we got a little carried away. I'm sorry Celestia."

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" She threw a brick at his head.

Doctor Hooves took a long look at the brick. Tears began to form in his eyes.

"Brickia? Oh Brickia! I thought I would never see you again! I don't even need Derpy." The doctor kissed the brick passionately.

"LIK IF U CRIY EVREH TIMEH" Said Celestia. Tears ran down her face. "LUVE IZ BUTIFULLL. IM SRY. WIL U FORGIV?"

"Forgiven."





Derpy flew angrily into her place of work and got one of the ponies to cut the ropes to free her from the chair. She then picked up her daily mail to deliver and flew it around. 

THE END

wait.

I for got to kill everyone.

GOD DAMMIT EVERY TIME!