A Pie Long Forgotten

by Angel of Snow

Twists In Time

Pinkie Pie arrived at The Rock Farm after being spit out of the portal.

"Ouchie!" She rubbed the back of her head. "Whoa...this looks just like my old home on The Rock Farm!" Just then, Pinkie Pie gasped, "Wait...I'm a filly again! How...oh...Twilight wasn't lying about Opposite Day, I really shouldn't of touched this...I've gotta find a way back!"

She walked into the barn first, but there were only rocks piled up in separate places. Pinkie Pie saw Maud and her parents harvesting rocks out in the fields.

Pinkie Pie thought to herself, "Hmm...Maud's smart! Maybe she can help me get back home!"

She ran up to Maud and shouted, "Hi, Maud!"

"Um...who are you, exactly?" Maud asked.

"Huh? Maud, it's me! Your little sister, Pinkie Pie!" She smiled.

Maud replied, "It's weird we have the same last name, but I don't have a sister. I just have my pet, Boulder. Also, what is that thing on your mouth?"

"Oh, my smile? Smiling makes everypony feel happy inside!" Pinkie Pie grinned wider.

"What's...a smile?" Maud responded.

Pinkie Pie's ears folded down, "It's...I need to get out of here, goodbye!" She ran off into the distance.

Maud looked at her run away and then muttered to herself, "What a freak, right, Boulder?" Her pet rock fell off her back. "Are you okay?" She asked it, even though she seemed unconcerned.

Pinkie Pie pressed the button again, but this time, the portal took her a thousand years into the future. "Ugh...where am I now? Why do I sound so...old and move slow?" She gasped once more, "Oh, no! I'm an elderly!"

She ran towards The Ponyville Retirement Home, but her legs wouldn't run like they would normally, so she was running about as fast as a tortoise.

When she finally got to the home, she exclaimed, "Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack! I need your help! I took this clock from Twilight, and it sent me back in time! Well...forward now!"

Rainbow Dash nagged, "We're trying to play cards here, go away!"

"Cards? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DASHIE?!" Pinkie Pie shouted.

Rarity asked, "What did she say?" Flinching her ear.

Applejack replied, "She said she found a clock doo-hickey and needs to go home."

"But, this is home." Rainbow Dash said.

"She's just a loonie, Rainbow, just a loonie. Let's go back to drinking our hot tea and play a nice game of cards." Applejack answered.

"Ohh...where's Fluttershy?!" Pinkie Pie ran over to her, but she was knitting. "Fluttershy, I need your help!"

Fluttershy replied, "Where are you? I can't see anything. I'm terribly sorry, but I am blind."

"Blind?! Fluttershy, what are you talking about?!" Pinkie Pie was worried about her friends.

Fluttershy responded, "The question should be, what are you talking about? This is a senior-citizen retirement home...stop acting so insane like a loon and go see a therapist."

Pinkie Pie was speechless, "T-Therapist? I can't take this anymore!" She pressed the button, this time it took her to a blue space, where there was a path made of pure stars.

"Where am I? What is this place?! Well...at least I didn't age again..." Pinkie Pie said.

Princess Luna walked up, "Greetings, Pinkimena Diane Pie."

"Luna?! Boy, am I glad to see you! That means this was all just a dream!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed happily.

Princess Luna replied, "Actually, no, this is very much reality. Although...this dream...is about to become..." Luna morphed into Nightmare Moon, "A nightmare! Muhahahahahahaha!!!"

Pinkie Pie screamed, "WHAT KIND OF WHACKED UP PLACE IS THIS?!?!?!" She ran away screaming, "No! No, don't hurt me! No! WHAT?!?! NO WHIPPED CREAM WITH THE CHOCOLATE MILK?!?! YOU EVIL, EVIL WITCH! YOU'RE A MONSTER!!! A MONSTER!!!"

Twilight's voice echoed faintly, "Pinkie Pie...Pinkie Pie...Pinkie!"

Pinkie Pie woke up, "H-Hmm?"

Rainbow Dash started laughing on her back, "We really got you good, Pink!"

"W-What's going on? I don't get it..." Pinkie Pie said.

Discord was in the room was well, and replied, "I didn't take Twilight as a prankster, but I gotta say, she planned this out very well!" He laughed.

Twilight looked at Pinkie and added on, "I knew you would marvel at my inventions, and I didn't want you to wind up in any real trouble. That's why Spike here stayed behind with Owluicious and a walkie-talkie. Discord used his magic to make you a filly, an old mare, and change the different time-periods. It was all a lesson to teach you not to take other ponies things without permission first."

"Ohhh, I get it now!" She laughed a bit, then paused, "Hey!"

Applejack replied, "Ya gonna be more honest now?"

Pinkie Pie responded, "Yeah, but I just don't get why I had to learn this lesson."

"You took Rarity's comb and forgot to return it, you took Applejack's spare hat without asking, and you tried to take my time-traveling device. We wanted to stop you before it got too out of hoof." Twilight explained.

"Oh, well...I guess I can say lesson taught! I promise I won't ever take anypony's stuff ever again without asking!" Pinkie Pie smiled.

"Pinkie Promise?" Fluttershy asked.

Pinkie Pie grinned, "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" They all laughed, and forgave Pinkie for her wrong doings, and Pinkie Pie also returned everything she had either took or accidentally had to the right pony.

THE END

Author's Note:

I know it isn't the best story, but I tried. It seems pretty awesome to me for being my first story!
And remember, don't take things that don't belong to you!

Comments

[Pureheart 352]

OK, that was awesome. Just a random MLP story to make me smile before I go to bed. :)

[Angel of Snow]

>>LoverofChrist

That's what my goal is here, to bring a smile or two to somepony's day! And thank you very much!

[Soufriere]

That was cute.

Pretty good for a first outing. I look forward to seeing more from you.

[Angel of Snow]

>>Soulfriere

Thanks! And you won't be disappointed, lol. I'm actually working on a story when there are two Twilight's...what is it with me and Twilight? Lol, she isn't even in my Top 5 favorites. XD

[Architect Ironturtle]

Needs a little more expanding, in particular on what Pinkie is thinking. It's still a good story, it just has room to improve.

[Angel of Snow]

>>IronTurtle

Well, it was my first story, but I appreciate the feedback! I'm always up for constructive-criticism! Thanks!