MLAABQ Gaiden: Going Hump In The Night
Gabe gave a small, surprise squeak as the first kisses landed on her neck, followed by pleased giggles.
She pressed her back tighter against the warm form exploring her, and took a foreleg in her hoof, guiding it into a hug, while snuggling against its shoulder, softly brushing her lips against it.
“Gabrielle Desrochers! We request your expertise!” a voice loud enough to consume the cosmos called out.
The warm form pressing against Gabe vanished, as did whatever soft object she had been lying on.
Gabe stood up, her legs and eye suddenly appearing on her. “Wha—what!? Emergency!? Fire!? Invasion!?”
Princess Luna came out of the sparkling haze surrounding Gabe, seeming taken aback by Gabe’s reaction. “Neigh, young Gabrielle, we simply wishes you to teach us how to properly prepare certain meals; knowledge which can be hard to come by, even in Canterlot.”
Gabe looked up into her princess’s eyes, her expression slowly turning from shock into disbelief, and disappointment. “Luna,” she said, complainingly. “I was having company!”
“Truly?” the princess of dreams asked, and sniffed the air. “Ah, we see. We have interrupted something which should not be interrupted. Never fear, we shall set things right.”
“Uh, okay, how?” Gabe asked.
“We shall prove a worthy replacement!” Luna called, and reared up in a dramatic pose.
What Gabe saw wasn’t anything she had ever expected to see, and made her plop down on her rump. “... what?” she asked in disbelief, eventually.
Luna had stopped waving her forelegs in the air, but she still stood on her hind legs, the pose quickly leaking a lot of the drama. “You don’t like it?” Luna asked, confused.
“Well I, it’s uh… It’s…” Gabe started, and never quite finishing.
Luna fell back down on all four hooves, still looking confused. “Strange,” she said, mostly to herself. “There has been so many. W— we just assumed...”
She finally noticed the confused look Gabe was giving her. “We have often seen images of ourself in the dreams of our subjects, even before our banishment” she started explaining. “Lately however, there has been a certain trend. A very prevalent trend that started not long after our return. It was very strange at first, though also flattering in some ways. Judging from your expression, there are still exceptions in the world. We apologize, this was a fallacy, or perhaps, in this case, a phallus-y.”
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7880849
Yeah....soooo many lost opportunities you killed by making that restriction
7881171 I don't mind killing lost opportunities
There's a story reason for Luna not being able to visit Gabe's dreams. Two things are strange about her dreams, Luna can't visit, and something else
7882273 Like she'd care
7882295 We've all seen that story before. I was just saving time
7882298 Seriously, wouldn't it be kind of unnerving to live in the same house as a psychic pony? With your spouse.
That was terrible and a better person would tell you to be ashamed.
I laughed
7883074 'Course you did, Luna and sex are some of the funniest things in the world, of course combining the two works
7880849 my own reaction had a bit more face-palming.
Have a thumbs up, you glorious jerkwad!
I GET IT.
ITS A DICK JOKE.
9184917
YOU'RE RIGHT! IT ALSO SLIGHTLY SARDONICALLY DRAWS ATTENTION TO THE ABSURDITY OF THE FANDOM IN THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE CHARACTERS AND ESPECIALLY THE PRINCESSES HAVE PENISES MORE OFTEN THAN NOT!
Invasion.
Also.... Futa Luna confirmed.
My neighbors are starting to worry about the loud cackling coming from my house
9966348
Oh. I didn't get any notification about your comments. Sorry for missing it. Sounds like you like it though, which is nice to hear
10003489
No worries, it let me revisit this collection. Somehow I neglected to read all the chapters the first time arround.
Also, this reading I literally face-palmed. Fortunately I have trained myself to aim for my forehead, and not the nose, so mostly noise and not ouch.
uhhh...lol...uhhh.....................................................
Giggity
