Crystal sighed, tilting her head one way, then the other. All she had written for the last chapter for Her Silent Love was sprawled out on the floor in front of her. She had sent the draft off to Reindom House for editing, but she wasn't happy with how it ended. For some reason, it bothered her so much that she couldn't stop reading it over and over. Should it just end at the happily ever after? Or continue one or two chapters further to show after the happily ever after?
"Morning, Crystal!" Velvet called when she walked out of her bedroom and toward a pillow.
Crystal glanced up from her papers with a smile. "Good morning. The kettle's still hot, if you'd like some."
Velvet nodded, changing course to head instead into the kitchen. "What are your plans today? Let me guess. Date with Silent Knight?" She giggled. "That's the only reason why you get up early on a weekend."
"I'll have you know, I have plans to meet with Raven this afternoon." She paused, then added quietly, "And then I have a date with Silent Knight. It's a double date, actually, with Runic and Miley." She tilted her head. "I'm not sure how late we'll be out. Would you like me to make you something for dinner and leave it in the fridge?"
"Nah." While her tea cooled, Velvet set about spreading jam on a piece of bread. "I've got plans to eat out tonight, so don't worry about me."
Crystal blinked a few times, then nodded. "All right." She took a sip of her tea before cleaning up her mess and reorganizing the living room to make space for Velvet's morning stretches.
"Thanks." After she finished off her breakfast, Velvet walked over to the center of the living room and stretched out her legs.
Crystal climbed onto the couch and watched Velvet go through her morning routine. The fascination Crystal felt for how limber she was never faded or lessened despite all the years. Velvet could hold positions that Crystal couldn't even fathom.
Velvet glanced over to see the stack of papers on the table, her ears perking with interest. "Working on your Silent story?"
"Oh, well." Crystal shrugged. "The Crystal Empire can wait, so I sent this one off yesterday. There's no need to strike while the iron's hot, per se, as there are already several novels out. I think I'd rather see what the readers are interested in than jumping on the bandwagon, as they say."
"Good for you. I was beginning to think you would waste a perfectly good story." Velvet tucked one hind leg in and stretched the other straight into the air. "That scene where they meet under the moonlight is pretty steamy."
Crystal furrowed her brow. "What? There's no—" She choked and an almost painful heat spread from her neck to the tips of her ears and she shrieked, "There's no such scene!"
Velvet turned her head to grin wickedly at her. "Oh, I guess you're right. That was something else I read."
"S-something else, indeed!" Crystal tried to preoccupy herself by shuffling and stacking the papers. "I would never write such a thing!"
"Uh-huh." Velvet's ears wiggled. "You know, I've been reading your stuff since we were fillies. I think I can recognize your writing style by now."
Crystal slammed the papers on the desk, jumped from the couch, and marched to the door. "I think I'll take a stroll before I meet up with Raven! I'll see you tomorrow!"
When she slammed the door shut, Velvet's intentionally loud laughter could be heard from the other side and Crystal buried her face in her hooves. She was doomed. Absolutely doomed. There was no way in Tartarus Velvet was going to let her live this one down.
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Crystal groaned with painful satisfaction as skilled hooves kneaded the knots in her back. "You don't know how happy I am that the spa was not damaged in the cockatrice attack," she purred.
Golden Fish giggled. "Us, too."
"Did you see the newspapers?" Crystal turned her head to look over at Raven while the spa ponies worked their magic. "'The Royal Guard Saves the Day', the headlines say." She giggled.
"It was rather impressive," Raven mumbled, her eyes closed in bliss. "They—oh—yes, there, please."
Conch Shell rubbed her hoof in a circle and when Raven moaned, she smiled. "Yes, you do always carry your stress in your shoulders."
"I'm surprised there weren't any fatalities with the damage the cockatrices did. Also," Crystal furrowed her brow, "why were there giant cockatrices?"
Raven snorted. "The Secretariat Comet passed over. Its proximity affects magical creatures, though the effects vary depending on magical prowess. I felt nothing, but from what I heard, the more attuned unicorns at the School for Gifted Unicorns caused their own little chaos. It seems that the cockatrices were particularly affected and decided to siege Canterlot."
"I see." A small shiver ran down Crystal's spine. "But they didn't turn ponies to stone, did they? Isn't that their power?"
"Princess Celestia explained that the increase in size made it difficult for them to focus on then-comparatively small objects such as ponies," Raven mumbled while Shell continued to massage her tense shoulders. "Would you believe that both princesses decided to charge into the fray?" She snickered. "I should have invited Willow here, now that I think about it. I thought she would quit right there on the spot."
Crystal's ears twitched. "Well, I suppose all's well that ends well. Now, we should get down to business." She took a breath and steeled herself for what was to follow. "You mentioned you had news about the wedding?"
"Oh, yes." Raven opened her eyes, which creased at the corners when she smiled brightly. "I'd like to push the wedding back a month."
"When you say 'back', do you mean—"
"To the day before Hearts and Hooves." A blush showed through her off-white coat. "I was thinking about it, and that's when Moore proposed, so we'd like to go on our honeymoon a year after he proposed. It's a little bit of a romantic whimsy, so I hope you won't mind."
Crystal jolted upright, but Fish pushed her back down. "Not at all! In fact, I think it's an absolutely wonderful idea! I'll set about rescheduling everything. I'm sure it won't be a problem, given who you are." She giggled. "There are benefits to being you, aren't there?"
Raven shrugged just enough to not interrupt Shell's work. "I suppose there are, aren't there?"
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After their allotted ninety minutes were over, Raven released a heavy but satisfied sigh as they walked out into the lobby. "Thank you so much, Crystal." She looked at the other mare with a smile. "We should do lunch sometime with no wedding agenda."
"Sounds good." Crystal paused, catching sight of Rossby behind the counter. She waved idly to Raven. "I'll see you later."
Crystal tilted her head. Rossby's attention was firmly focused on a book in front of him while he nibbled on the pencil held in his mouth. He hadn't greeted her sarcastically when she came in; in fact, he didn't even seem to know she was there at all.
"Afternoon, Rossby," she said as she approached the front desk. "What are you working on?"
Rossby glanced up at her over his glasses. He spat out the pencil and replied, "Homework."
"Oh?" Her ears perked and her head tilted. "Really?"
He raised his brow. "Yes, really. Why would I lie about doing homework? Ponies only lie about not doing homework, you know."
"No, no, it's not that." She giggled behind a hoof, shaking her head. "I just assumed you had already graduated. I don't think I've ever seen you at school."
"Well, I'm still in school." With a small snort, he picked his pencil back up and returned to working on the sheet in front of him.
Crystal waited a moment before she leaned forward to peer at his work. "Oh." She blinked a few times. It was a sheet of mathematic equations and even though math wasn't her strong suit, they were surprisingly simple. "Oh..." Her ears folded back. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize—"
He spat the pencil out again. "Realize what? That I was doing homework and don't really want to chat?"
"Sorry." She winced, taking a small step back. "Look, it's all right. I'm not very good at math, either. You don't need to be embarrassed."
"Embarrassed?" His irritated expression lifted into light confusion. "What are you talking about? Why would I be embarrassed? I'm in the advanced class."
She just stared at him while the gears ground to a halt in her mind. With a sputtering jolt, they spun back up and then clicked into place. "Wait. Are you... You don't go to Canterlot Academy, do you?"
Rossby's brow knitted. "No. I'm in middle school." When Crystal gawked, he rolled his eyes and continued, "Yes, I know. I look old for my age. I'm so mature. You're so surprised and shocked. Can I get back to my homework now?"
Unable to process this new information, she just nodded and backed away toward the door. "Good talk! I'll see you later, Rossby! Good luck with your homework!"
The door closed behind her and she sighed, shaking her head. She would have to sort out that confusion later; if she didn't hurry, she would be late for her pre-date drinks with Silent Knight at the palace officer's club, and the idea of being late—fashionably or otherwise—was appalling to her.
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"Hi there, hero," Crystal said as she slid into the seat across from Silent Knight, offering him a wink. "How does it feel to save the day?"
Silent blinked at her, then chuckled and shook his head. "I didn't save the day. The royal guard did." He pushed a strawberry smoothie across the table toward her. "I went ahead and ordered for you since I know... Since I think you like strawberries."
"Thank you." Crystal giggled and sipped from one of the straws. "I like just about any fruit, so you can't go wrong." She nudged the tall glass to sit in the very middle of the table.
Silent stared at her, his brow furrowed just enough to indicate he was thinking deeply on something. She allowed her gaze to wander while she waited for him to sort his thoughts out, looking around the lounge. It was a quiet, private space for officers to relax away from the hustle and bustle of the palace.
"Next time something happens," he finally said, his gaze dropping to the table, "I think you should come to the palace. You and Velvet, I mean. It would be far safer here."
She tilted her head to think it over, then shrugged. "Honestly, I wasn't that scared. The sight was so farcical that I almost laughed. Once we heard the alarm and saw the overgrown cockatrices, we headed down to the basement with our neighbors. That place is practically a bunker, after all, especially now that they've remodeled it." She waggled a hoof at him. "Besides, I think it would have been more dangerous to try to get here. Could you imagine us running through the streets of Canterlot trying to get to the palace?"
Silent's ears pinned back and his nose scrunched up briefly. "You've got a fair point there."
"If we happen to be near the palace, then we'll come here, all right?" She smiled. "But it was a nice surprise to see you in the condo afterwards..." The smile curled into a playful grin. "You seemed awfully worried about me." She leaned forward to take a sip from her straw.
"I won't lie. In the heat of battle, I was worried about the unit and the princess." He shook his head. "But once the adrenaline started to wear off and I saw the other ponies were thinking about their..." He paused. "Their..." His right ear flicked, he licked his lips, and decided on, "special ponies, it hit me hard."
It was difficult, but she swallowed her desire to giggle at his struggle for words. "And that was what prompted you to fly straight over to find me?"
He nodded firmly. "Yes."
"That's very sweet, but you don't need to worry about me." She reached across the table to put her hooves on his, smiling softly. "I'm scrappy."
His brow arched and he tilted his head, saying nothing, simply staring at her.
She stuck out her bottom lip in a small pout. "Okay, fine. How about I've got a good head on my shoulders and will make safe decisions?"
"That I'll believe," he said with a nod.
Over his shoulder, she saw a figure lean into the lounge, stare at them a moment, and start to walk toward them. Crystal blinked and whispered, "Silent, there's a mare coming our way."
Silent looked behind him and rose to his hooves. "Ma'am."
Crystal, uncertain of what to do, followed suit.
The mare, whose bar and two sunbursts on the armor marked her as a major, waved a hoof. "Forgive my intrusion, lieutenant. I was passing by and saw you. I wanted to tell you good work yesterday. That was really something. It wasn't protecting the princess, but it was something!"
Silent's lips cracked into a light smile. "They are overly willful, ma'am, but thank you."
The major cleared her throat and purposefully glanced at Crystal, then back at him. He followed her gaze, stared at Crystal a moment, and then lit up with realization. "My apologies. Major Ruby Measure, meet my marefriend, Crystal Wishes."
Major Measure smiled and bowed her head politely. "How do you do. I believe I recognize that name. You're on Princess Luna's access list, are you not?"
Crystal returned the gesture, then brushed her braid back out of her face. "I am. It is a pleasure to meet you."
"Very good, then." Measure patted Silent on the back, her tone relaxing as she continued, "Please take good care of my lieutenant. He's very useful, you know, and I need him in top form."
"Oh, I intend to, ma'am." Crystal giggled. "Have no concern there."
Measure's smile widened and she winked at Silent. "As you were, lieutenant."
After the major walked away and they sat back down, Crystal took a sip of the smoothie then said, "She seems nice."
Silent nodded. "She is. She's a very different officer than most I've dealt with, though. If you're doing what you're supposed to she just ignores you."
Crystal tilted her head. "Isn't that good?"
"Yes, it is. It's just, well." He pulled the smoothie toward him to sip while he thought it over. "It's just different. Some commanders are really hooves-on." He shrugged. "Either way, I like the autonomy her style gives me. Enough about my work, though. How is the book coming?"
Crystal's ears flattened to the sides. "It isn't my best work, I think. The draft is with the editor but I just feel like there was something missing in this one. I was"—she hesitated and her mind raced to find the simplest explanation—"struggling with myself instead of just letting my muse run wild, for lack of a better way to put it. I think the stallion may have come out a lot more plain because of that."
"Maybe you were just preoccupied with thoughts of a stallion of your own?" Silent asked, his tone somehow both sincere and playful.
Well, that was certainly one way to put it. Fantasizing so much about a stallion of her own that she feared Stoutheart might come across too wonderful and may have scaled him back too far was another. Crystal glanced up at him then back down at the smoothie. She leaned out to take a long, slow sip. "Maybe so," she finally agreed and added with a small smile, "I was thinking about you an awful lot while writing it."
Silent smiled, raising one brow. "Perhaps next time you should write a story about two mares that are just friends." The smile widened to a grin. "It will probably be your greatest romance yet."
She puffed out her cheeks and turned her head to the side to distinctly look away from him. "Oh, laugh it up all you'd like. If that were true then you, sir, would be missing out."
He chuckled. "You made a cute couple."
She snapped her gaze back to him. "Hush!"
Though he laughed at her reaction, he nodded and drew a hoof across his lips.
"I swear," she grumbled, rubbing her forehead, "if I hear about that one more time, I don't know what I'll do."
He made a small muffled but curious sound. When she stared at him, he pointed at his tightly drawn lips and then at her, and she giggled.
"Permission to speak granted," she teased.
After drawing his hoof the opposite way, he asked, "How many ponies are teasing you about it?"
She rolled her eyes. "While we were in the basement, we found ourselves in a discussion about you and I. A neighbor asked if we had broken up."
Silent grinned in a clear attempt to not laugh. He glanced at the empty glass between them and shifted the topic. "Ready to go? I imagine Miley and Runic are all set and waiting."
Grateful for the change, she nodded and stood. "I am! This is going to be fun. At least, I think so. Miley is so sweet and with Runic around, it won't be boring, that is for certain."
Silent offered the crook of his foreleg to her, which she happily accepted, and they started on their way out of the palace. She had heard about double dates but never been on one herself. The idea had always seemed a little strange to her. Why would she want to share personal time with her stallion with other ponies? She glanced up at Silent and smiled. Now, it seemed like a perfectly fun and different way to keep things interesting. She just hoped that would be the case.
Aha. So she did write porn for the magazine!
The chapter's all fine. Besides, the rest of her date with Slient occurs in the Secrets companion anyway.
Also, would it be alright if I commissioned someone in the future to do a piece on DA that features a SK x CW foal? If you don't approve me doing that, I won't be upset with it.
Still Thursday here, so you're off the hook.
But I'm watching you.
Hmm, I wonder how chaotic those students got at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns? Btw, what season is this set at right now?
~Melly~
Fun fact: autocorrect made it say fostered instead if gifted. I shoulda known that Twilight was an orphan.
Heheheheh Crystal should have been better at hiding her saucy writing. Did not see that coming about Rossby being just a middle schooler though. A good chapter and Im curious to see Silents reaction to the story, cause we all know he "sometimes skims" them mare magazines and her novels. A good chapter and it was nice read before bed. Cant wait for the next update as always
And just like that, the return of Trollvet Step! Poor Crystal gave her all the ammo she needed
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Is that how guys put it? Not a complementary take on females in that rhyme. At least there is an equivalent. Still don't like the rhyme.
Busted. That is a good catch by Velvet being able to pick out an authors style. I remember awhile back a bunch of authors swapped accounts as a story popularity test. I had some really strange moments wondering what had happened to some of them while finding some stories that seemed like their work on random accounts.
Table for Two
Not So Secret Identity
Pretty Ponies Predominantly Pondering P------
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I admit to laughing when I saw the sisters before misters as I had never heard it before and it was so polite and tame in comparison.
Mmhm. Plans to eat out with Luna, no doubt. Minus the "with!"
Heh!
6238839 I wonder if we would ever get to see it...
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Sniff.
She's grown up so much.
6238839 Yeah, now we know that Crystal wrote it, but we also know that Velvet READS it.
Or maybe she just buys the Cosmarepolitans for the pretty pictures.
Or maybe it's all those fillies in her ballet troupe?
Fillies in groups are a nest of evil and intrigue!
Celestia help crystal if silent ever found out about that story XD
Eeyup, that was late. 5:02 here. I'm glad I was too tired to wait and just went to sleep, because I'd never be able to stay up so late.
Velvet never disappoints when it comes to teasing Crystal
When is she going to get her revenge?
And even Silent Knight started to tease her! Super fun chapter, but will we follow them to the double date? I feel like a lot of attention was given to it in Secrets, so I dunno how would you plan to write it.
Poor Crystal, she gives too much to Velvet to be teased for eternity xD
Whoops, I broke my upvote privileges with too many consecutive ones. I'll give my thumb of appreciation to the rest of you later.
6238839 What! She said herself she did no such thing! She's, um, doomed because Velvet thinks she did. The idea is why she reacted so strongly! That's all!!
6238863 I've not yet linked to the Aftermath chapter that contains the companion scenes for the previous chapter and this chapter because they would spoil Monday's chapter. As for the commission, sure! If that's how you want to spend your money. Just be sure to send us a link if you do! Obviously, standard legalese, blah blah no foalcon etc. Okay you're good to go!
6238866 Phew! I'll do better next time, honest!
6238875 I kind of imagine it was similar to when Twilight when bonkers after the sonic rainboom, but not quite to that extreme. Spells going awry and whatnot! As for the season we are in the beginning few months of the year so we're transitioning from winter into spring. I need to go back and add some context clues, I think!
6238918 Yes, it's been a long-awaited reveal of Rossby's age! And let's not forget, this is three years after we first met him... And oh my! I wonder if Silent will ever figure out the Her Silent Love, or if someone will have to just smack him over the head with the book? Hmm!
6238999 But she threw it in the trash can! No one goes digging in the trash can just to spite someone else and figure out why they reacted so strongly to something! Wait a second...
6239037 Yes, that rhyme is a little, well. Yes. I'm googling to see if there's a more polite version... Granted, I'm finding a lot of ones on similar trains of thoughts (balls before dolls) but "mates before dates" could be a gender neutral one. Ooh... "Lads before ladies" and vice versa. And then there's...
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6239172 Hah! Interesting! Yeah, I think depending on the author you can pick up on their style, or, at least, pick up on what's not their style. If you read someone's work for as long as Velvet has, I'd have to imagine you'd recognize their common sentence structures or word usage. And... hahah. I'm a fan of the "sisters before misters" phrase.
6239251 How dare you, Velvet is a lady!... Wait, no, that's Crystal. Nevermind. Velvet is fair game.
6239485 What, the snippet back in Heated Thoughts wasn't enough?! ... I'm not going to say I won't ever write what Crystal wrote, but I'm struggling enough as it is with Crystal's version of Secrets's chapter 15. But, you know, people change. Maybe I'll become less of a prude someday!
6239624 Oh, don't worry, there's still room for her to grow.
6239669 In Velvet's defense, Crystal did way overreact and throw it away. Wouldn't you go dumpster diving to find out a mare's secret? ... Given that the dumpster was a trash can in your kitchen and likely didn't have dangerous objects in it like a public dumpster might?
6239787 Crystal would likely throw herself on a fainting couch, then have that fainting couch pushed off a cliff. ... Or just faint on the fainting couch and call that good.
6239844 Sorry about the lateness! As far as the double date goes, currently, the plan is that the whole Monday chapter will be dedicated to it. We'll see how that pans out! This chapter was originally going to feature it but I realized I had too much I wanted to write and too much I had already written to fit it all in one.
6240025 Maybe she might change her mind on that whole "friends forever" thing!
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Grow in more ways than one, perhaps.
6240121 What? Me!
Go dumpster diving to find out more about a girl? Who told you?
I - I mean of course not! Her trash wasn't in a dumpster...
Uh, that is to say... No. I have never...
That's creepy... Or so they keep telling me.
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I say again:
Heh!
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Lol, gotta be interesting coming at it from the opposite direction xD
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Some of those sayings you found were good! I like "mates before dates". I don't get the image you linked, though. As far as I can tell it's just a picture of a woman standing in a kitchen. And making a fist? Can't tell. Too pixelated.
6240513 Weird, sorry! It's from a TV show called Friends (aptly named for this situation) with the subtitle caption, "Boyfriends and girlfriends will come and go, but this is for life."
Also, I meant to wrap it in img tags, not spoiler tags. I was tired.
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To be fair, between Velvet's sense of humor and (apparent lack of) proclivities, she might read porn to laugh at it.
6240606 That's a pretty jaded outlook, but I can't fault your logic.
The little bit of 'porn' that I have read was so poorly written it was arousing only because of the subject matter, and only interesting because I was still uninitiated.
If Velvet likes to laugh at poorly written drivel, I have a few stories where she'll have a good guffaw.
6236369 Yeah, not that fun. But none of us like him, so it's fun to sit around and rant together
But hey, she wedged between me and my BFF in the first place soooo
Nice chapter. I liked how Crystal got a massage. Also I loved the joke about how she was writing some steamy situations. Question though, You have been having Crystal write different books along the way.
1. The Prince and servant girl
2. Princess of the Knight.
3. Her Silent Love
4. Frost Ponies??????????
Are theses story actually based off of some stories you have actually read or did you make those up as well? Secondly can I suggest Crystal do one about Seapony's. Or maybe A princess and A prince of two different Kingdoms at war, but they fall in love (I know I read that somewhere and it was so good.)
Personally, I'm hoping Luna stumbles across totally-not-Crystal-why-would-you-ever-think-such-a-thing's stories at some point.
6240121 Probibly gonna be Luna to make him realize it
Oh gosh I'm fashionably late haha. Cute little date at a local restaurant is always great to learn more about your special someone. This double date aught to be interesting. I shall wait patiently for next chapter. And as for a title name idea for this chapter, would you consider "A date before the date"? lol
All you chapter word counts end in 00 ... Iluminati confirmed
6240963 Glad you liked it! Fair question! They are made up to suit my needs.
Princess of the Knight was the first as far as idea-spawning. Anzel and I knew how we wanted Crystal to be brought into the fold (before I decided to write Wishes), so we came up with that Crystal inadvertently wrote a novel about Silent Knight and Princess Luna and met at the convention because Luna was a fan. Of course, for that to work, there would have to be a prior work that Crystal had written that Luna was a fan of for the Princess of the Knight to be a surprise.
The name for Mare's Temptation came before the plot. I was on a road trip chatting with a friend and we spitballed some ideas back and forth until I landed on an idea -- I wanted to bring Blueblood in and *explain* him, but not redeem him. The idea train chugged forth until we landed on the secret affair of Raven and Blueblood.
Her Silent Love just made sense when the time came and wasn't really planned at all. When Crystal had the strong feelings regarding her slight jealousy and uncertainty regarding Silent Knight and Iridescence, I thought, "She would write about it. That's her coping mechanism, and that's how she would deal with her feelings." The name, well, was obvious to me.
The frost pony story... well, time will tell...
6241155 I won't lie, I find that idea hilarious. Also... An evil part of me wants "Lucent Dreams" to become popular and demand for her to write more to increase. I'm not sure if I'll do it, but it would be hilarious to me. "I don't WANT to write this kind of thing anymore! But it just pays so well!"
6241867 Better late than never! I am kind of looking forward to writing Crystal's side of the double date. Of course, it's always a gamble to have a chapter that directly parallels content in Secrets, because I end up getting a handful of "Nothing new here, saw it in Secrets" feedback.
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Oh I hope that won't be the norm for you.
Hah!
Rescheduling a wedding? I'm sure there's nothing inconvenient about doing that.
Not necessarily a good idea, they'd have to be out in the middle of whatever crisis is going on.
Hah, I spoke too soon, Crystal made my exact counterpoint with a good compromise.
Hahaha!
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Nah you replied when I posted it. No worries
Wat.
there are other ways *wink wink*
OMG, I actually raised an eyebrow at the "eating out" line when I first read this, then I started reaeing Secrets! Hah, called it!
Snnnkkkt.
After reading Velveteen Mask, this line makes a lot more sense.
I still shipper Rossby and Crystal
Say this 10 times fast! Major measure made your day.
6238839 lol I suspect that we won't see that clopfic on this site.
Clip-clop-clip-clop-cloppity-clip-clop
Remind me: who is Rossby again? It’s been a whale since I read this story D: