Grim Encounters: Reality hits MLP

by Moonreaper666

Story 2: Ponies meet Stickmen!

"This is unexpected," said Boomer, the demolition expert

The team is part of the first group of humans to ever stumble onto an Earth-like planet. This wasn't what the group expected when the portal activated.

"Listen up! We don't know what lurks in this place. Its too soon to tell whether this place is devoid of advance life or not," said the Colonel, smoking one of his Cuban cigars

"Get your gear up boys, cause we ain't claiming this world withiut a fight," the Colonel said as his men prep their guns and equipment

Lloyd ventures into the forest. The close combat specialist walks silently as the vegetation brushes of his face and body. Armed with his Katana and shurikens, the special forces soldier is truly a deadly machine.

Suddenly, Lloyd heard a noise behind him and unsheathes his katana...

"What are you!?" Said by somepony

Only to turn behind him and see a blue pony

"Loo-"

(The sound of a metallic object embedding itself on flesh) In a nano-second, Lloyd turned around and thrown one of his sharp and deadly shurikens, accelerating as fast as an arrow, ripping out a cockatrice's neck.

"Celestia save me!" screamed Trixie

Suddenly, two UN soldiers appeared out of nowhere and grab the blue pony. Though she struggle, she find herself being carried of by the aliens, afraid to use her magic less she lose her head!

The UN soldiers find all sorts of strange creatures. Stone-skinned Alligators, Multi-headed Hydras and all sorts of deadly plants. A combination of assault rifle fire and grenades allowed the humans to eliminate the variety of threats without a single loss of life.

"Unhand me! The Great Trixie shant be carried like a beast!" said by the blue unicorn, being carried by two UN soldiers

Trixie is gently put down on the ground, making a puff sound. The rest of the team could hardly believe what they see in front of them.

"So, this pony can talk eh?" said one of the UN soldiers

"You shall refer to me as-"

"I shall refer to you as guest or prisoner of war. Which one is it?" said the Colonel

Trixie remained silent.

"Good. Where can we meet some of your kind?"

"Town of Ponyville to the west!"

"Etrius! You and your team go to this town. Time to pay the locals a visit," said the Colonel

"What if the natives prove hostile?" asked Beecher

"Don't worry Beecher. We'll take them out no problem!" said Etrius

The four man team skulks throughout the forest, going through the vegetation with silence. They target and eliminate all the threatening creatures in their way. Beecher sniping several Manticores from afar with his silencer rifle, each killed with a single shot to the head. Lloyd uses his shurikens to kill giant bees, and recycles them for later use.

"Man! The Navy Seals, the Spetnazs, the SAS, they all must be jealous right now!" said Boomer

"We're here right now kicking some serious ass while those 'special forces' are stuck fighting dirty wars!" said Beecher

The team makes it out of the forest without a scratch. Finally, the team could feel the breezy air flowing through their bodies. The warmth of spring rejuvenated their spirits. They see the town for what it is. Several houses built with hay and other non-modern materials.

However, what suprise the team the most... Was that an entire army of ponies meeting them outside the forest.

"I am Princess Celestia! State your reason for disturbing my ponies!"

Author's Note:

http://www.stickpage.com/castleseries.shtml If you want to see what the Castle series is about

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