pregnant shy

by flutterdash_o3o

chapter 1

"MOM!" Fluttershy called out

"What is it now Fluttershy?" A dark blue pegasus asked

"I-im pregnant." Fluttershy stuttered

"AGAIN!??!?" Her mother yelled

"Who is the father this time?"

"Big Mac." Fluttershy answered

"Really Big Mac of all the stallions? You chose him?"

"Yeah we meet every Tuesday." Fluttershy said

"Um today's Friday...." Her mom said.

"Hey I can't help it, they call him big Mac for a reason." Fluttershy said as she winked at her mother.

" Fluttershy do you even know how many babies you've had?!? Seriously I've lost count."

"I can't help it!" Fluttershy said

"What's the baby's name this time?" Her mother asked

"Scootaloo's backpack." Fluttershy said quietly

"Really!?" The dark blue pegasus said in frustration

"Hey I can't think of any more names."

"Yeah tell that to Shoe lace." The pegasus grumbled

"Well I'm sorry Angel bunny doesn't help me with names any more!"

"Honey Angel died 2 years ago." Her mom said with a sigh.

"He did?" Fluttershy asked confuzzled

"Honey YOU chopped him up and fed him to you kids."

"Oh yeah we were running out of food and we used the last of our bits to buy another house to hold all the fillies I have." The yellow pegasus said

"Yeah." Her mom said out of frustraition

"You don't have to be angry!" Fluttershy yelled

"Of course I'm angry! Hon your oldest kid is 56 and your only 23 I don't know how you did it but you did!" Her mom yelled over the sounds of babies crying and eating the bones of the other babies Fluttershy gave them.

"Oh about that Pinkie taught me gypsy magic so I can keep having babies." Fluttershy said happily

"No! That's it were taking you to rehab!" Her mom yelled

"That won't work!" Fluttershy said

"Were getting you fixed then!" Her mom yelled even louder

"Nope not possible" Fluttershy said smiling

"Then were getting all the stallions in Equestria fixed!" Her mom said

"Its cute you think you'll find a way to keep me from producing babies I'll always find a way." Fluttershy said and with a whip of her tail she was gone.
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"AHHH!!!" Fluttershy screamed

"What's wrong Fluttershy?!?" Her mom asked

"M-m-my cutie mark! It changed!" Fluttershy screamed

"To a bottle!"

"How am I not surprised?-_-" her mom said sarcastically

"I need to see Twilight!" And with that Fluttershy ran off

***

"And that's what happened Twilight." Fluttershy said ending her story while she looked down at her flank basking in the glory of her new cutie mark.

"Can I ask you some thing?" Twilight asked

"Mhm."

"Aren't you in pain?" The alicorn asked

"No I have had so many babies they just kind of slip out now." Fluttershy said

"OK listen Fluttershy the first 4 babies were a surprise but now this is just rediculous! Pinkie even killed herself from all the drugs at the parties she threw for you!"

"Well I'm sorry and scince it my new talent now I can't stop." Fluttershy said

"Well I'm not supporting you on this!" Twili yelled

"But what about friendship is magic?!?" Fluttershy asked

"Yeah well now its counciling is magic!" Twilight yelled as she threw Fluttershy out of her castle.

"Councilling is magic? That's the worst pun I've ever heard!"

Its not a pun

"Who said that?"

Me, the narrator

"Da fauq so the Pinkie legends are true?!"

Yup

"So all this time you could of made me stop making me have babies?"

Yup

"Why didn't you?"

Dunno

"Oh OK..."

So where do you wanna do it now?

"Huh?"

Just name a place and I'll write it in

"How about a barn?"

OK

"Oh and cani be Apple jack?"

Um I guess

"Can it be RD I'm doing it with?"

Um I suppose bu-

"Great it will be just like the fiction I'm writing!"

Uh that's nice but we really need to get back to th-

"Oh and can Rarity and Sweetie belle do it?"

Uh ya what ever but can we get back to to

"Oh and can we also be"

Enough!! We need to get back to the story OK you perverted little pegasus?!

"Okie dokie but just remember your the on making me say all these things!"

I am aren't I?

"Yupper doodles!!"

Oh no

"So you wanna hit a bar?"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Um are you ok Mr. Narrator sir?"

What have I done?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"Well let's see where do I begin? Well you - blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ......."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Blah blah blah blah."

No stop I'll end the story I'll end the story just please and green beans stop!!!!!!!!!!!

"OK I hope you learned a valuable lesson!"

I did I really really really really really really and truly did!!

"Which was..."

To never use Fluttershy as the main character when the story contains: cruelty to animals , cannibalism , Twilight sparkle, being a sex addict , drugs, Twilight sparkle, and finally twilight sparkle

"Hey!" <-----------( Twilight)

"Ahem!"

Oh ya get outta here Twilight!

"Better!! Alright Mr.narrator your free to go now but remember! I'm watching you!"

OK I promise I won't be bad!!!

And that was the end of the weirdest story I ever wrote In my whole entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddd(for now!!!!!)

Author's Note:

Lol I hope all you guys enjoyed and leave lots of comments I'd like to give a shout out to my bff Victoria she helped me think of this!!!!!!! Thanks for reading!

Comments

[Samey90]

Wat.

[rikusorasephiroth]

I'm not so curious about how you thought of this, so much as curious about why it's marked as incomplete.
Seriously, this is just... it's...There are no words.
You should probably get help.
I know a guy. He is or was called Ssendam the Masked. Yes the two 'S's at the front were intentional. He' a cool guy.

[HelloMilky]

This is very, VERY, strange.

Im only giving it 1 mustache.

/

[goaway]

"Of course I'm angry! Hon your oldest kid is 56 and your only 23 I don't know how you did it but you did!"

[ShadowblazeCR]

Your thirteen. Seriously?

[MIKEANTHONY321]

5148137
I'm fifteen, and my stuff is a lot more readable.

[ShadowblazeCR]

5148156

Exactly I'm younger then you and edit! Where was this kid taught?

[MIKEANTHONY321]

5148167
Hey, I edit too! Have you heard of the proofreader group? I'm in their expert class.

[Lunar Dusk]

I'm not sure if this is the best thing ever or the worst thing ever...

Wait, am I seriously asking that question?

[ShadowblazeCR]

5148353

Yeah, I thought about joining and signing up I think. But I think their form to sign up was to tedious so I joined editors r us, it's easier then going to new stories and offering.

[Luz]

Relevant gif to this story:
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[flutterdash_o3o]

Lol u guys! U actually read this wired ads story I was joking around I never thought anyone would actually read dis its funny the outcome I got

[flutterdash_o3o]

5148156 hun of course ur stuff is not readable I'm only 11 and this story was just me and my friend messing around u weren't rlly supposed to read it

[MIKEANTHONY321]

5163062
Fine, I understand that this was apparently a joke. But don't sit there and tell me that my stuff isn't readable. I don't mean "readable" as in being world-class material that the whole world should indulge in. No, I mean "readable" as in the words I put on the screen make sense and can formulate a decent picture in your mind. Your story, on the other hand, was just the opposite.

If this was some sort of twisted "joke" that no one was supposed to read, why the ever-living hell did you decide it was a good idea to post it on FIMFiction?

[flutterdash_o3o]

5163366 no i meant my stuff isn readble! r stuff is fabulous ur talented svery

[MIKEANTHONY321]

5216933
Well then, my apologies for being judgmental and overly-sensitive.

[luna the writer]

[moonlit scribe]

I need to go kill myself. Goodbye