Story inspired by two stippers...

Might want to fix that.

me and my friend

And that

Two fairly basic errors in the description does not inspire confidence, but I'll read this anyway...

4904307 The first one: I'll fix that.
Second one: I refuse to say 'friend and I'.

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Remove the second person in the sentence to see if you should use me or I.

...me came to the conclusion was wearing a tail plug as part of her 'costume'.

But you are free to do whatever you like with your description.

And overall the story is okay, but in serious need of an editing pass.

ahahahaha oh man the bonus scene's hilarious

I hate you, Bysen.

So your "cover art" is an ass shot of two cosplayers at a con who I'm guessing you probably never got permission from to use their rear ends as cover art for your story.

Yyyyyyyeah...

5950755 What can I say. I'm a class act.