• Published 20th Aug 2014
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Pony Pop - Vanilla Melody



A teenage filly finds a collection of songs in a time capsule depicting Ponyville's past. Pony parodies of modern pop songs. Expect a lot of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Rated Teen for implications of swear words.

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All About That Mark ("All About That Bass" - Meghan Trainor)

Because you know I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no nice girl
But I can rock your minds
Just watch my flanks swirl
'Cause I got that tattoo that you want on your bum
Too bad you can't be perfect, just accept what's on your rump

I see the Goofsaders workin' that pointless club
We know their plans don't work
C'mon now, just shut up
They clearly ain't special, but they just won't give up
'Cause every inch of them is stubborn
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my daddy he told I've always been a beauty
He said colts love my cutie mark and often crush on me
You know I won't be some immature crybaby blank flank
So if that's what you are then we know you ain't in my rank

Because you know I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark
Hey

I'm bringing beauty back
Go ahead and tell them baby blank flanks that
No I'm just playing, you think you've got a chance
But I'm here to tell ya
Every inch of you is stubborn
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my daddy he told I've always been a beauty
He said colts love my cutie mark and often crush on me
You know I won't be some immature crybaby blank flank
So if that's what you are then we know you ain't in my rank

Because you know I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark

Because you know I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark

Because you know I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark, no blankness
I'm all about that mark, 'bout that mark
'Bout that mark, 'bout that mark
Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like this mark

Author's Note:

One of my friends is absolutely obsessed with this song. I have no idea why. If it's about embracing your body no matter what your size, then why the hay does she say "skinny b:yay:es"?! I find that offensive!

Comments ( 11 )

Do Anaconda next XD

5061792 NO. I will never do that pathetic excuse for a song! *shudder* :fluttershbad: I'm still trying to forget the music video, but I'm afraid it has scarred me for life. :raritydespair:

5061810 Im just kidding. I hate that song too.

5061847 Yeah, I prefer vocaloid

5061758

Okay! I just thought it'd be a good idea.

Also, some songs you should NEVER do *cough*anaconda*cough*its*scarring*cough*

This is 100% Diamond Tiara approved!

5064239 It is a good idea, though. :twilightsmile: I just don't like Diamond.

Have you seen the Ellen DeGeneres version?

5069036 No reason, just asking.

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