• Published 20th Aug 2014
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Pony Pop - Vanilla Melody



A teenage filly finds a collection of songs in a time capsule depicting Ponyville's past. Pony parodies of modern pop songs. Expect a lot of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Rated Teen for implications of swear words.

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T.B.C.F. ("E.T." - Katy Perry)

You're so mesmerizing
Could you be the best one
In all of Equestria

Your speed, like lightning
It's not petty dreaming
Totes worth all my cheering

They say be afraid
You're tough competition
Future addition

Spitfire prays that she'll stay
Captain of the Wonderbolts

You can pull off a Rainboom
Your bestowal to flight
You help me spread my wings
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the sky.

Show me, sh-sh-show me
What real flying feels like
Tell me 'bout your exploits

Take me, ta-ta-take me
High into the stratosphere
Wanna be with you up there

Girl, you're my hero
Your touch fills me with glee
It's probably awesome
To be completely free

You're so supersonic
I'll watch every practice
Stun me with your new tricks

Your words are magic
Address me; I'm ecstatic

You can pull off a Rainboom
Your bestowal to flight
You help me spread my wings
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the sky.

Show me, sh-sh-show me
What real flying feels like
Tell me 'bout your exploits

Take me, ta-ta-take me
High into the stratosphere
Wanna be with you up there

Girl, you're my hero
Your touch fills me with glee
It's probably awesome
To be completely free

You're my inspiration
And I swear I've been patient
For oh so long

I only wanna touch the sky
But my wings just won't comply
But for flight, I'll risk it all
All

Show me, sh-sh-show me
What real flying feels like
Tell me 'bout your exploits

Take me, ta-ta-take me
High into the stratosphere
Wanna be with you up there

Girl, you're my hero
Your touch fills me with glee
It's probably awesome
To be completely free

To be completely free
To be completely free

Girl, you're my hero
Your touch fills me with glee
It's probably awesome
To be completely free

Author's Note:

I feel like "E.T." could easily be sung by Martha to the Doctor as some kind of tribute to him or something. You know, because she had a bit of a crush on him?

"They say, be afraid
You're not like the others
Futuristic lover

Different DNA
They don't understand you

You're from a whole 'nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go
Lead me into the light"

See where I'm going with this?