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Jake the Dog
They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.
Jake the Dog
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I keep all my clop inside the Les Miserables folder I pirated. It's foolproof.
4587486 The NSA knows now.
You shouldnt've said that
4587489 I'm pretty sure that they already knew.
4587495 You make a point.
I lol'd.
4587948 Yay. I made someone lol.
Okay then.
4588061 trollfics are trolly
Your body must be possessed by an elder god, or you just type with your eyes closed. Fun as always to read.
Needs more everything.
I read it because you wrote it on my birthday. Now I can't unread it but I guess i'll rate it a 3/5. Interesting and Twilight got bitchslapped so you get brownie points.
This was honestly the only part that amused me, and it was more that kind of depressed amusement that you feel when you see something so ignorant of its own self-defeating redundancy that it makes you want to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
4588115 I am possessed by an elder god. His name is Sheogarth.
4588183 I realize.
4588209 Happy birthday :)
4588397 Meh, I wrote this in half an hour while high. I don't think it should be taken too seriously, like I said.
The NSA is out to get us!
4590110 Don't worry. Just let it happen.
It's very natural.
4590111
You wanna get personal, just mention assassination and something involving the US and than they're on your ass!
4590113 I hacked the US military and attempted an assassination on Barack Hussein Obama.
Come at me, NSA.
4590116
Oh, fuck yeah man! You go there, dude!!! You go!!!!!!
4590124 I murdered 36 grandmothers, sold and fenced drugs on 12 different occasions, jacked 27,148 vehicles, ate three men alive, and raped an elderly kitten.
Come at me, NSA.
4590130
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You never give up, dude!!??!? Holy fuck, your insane!
4590133 I also robbed a bank and exposed myself in public to prove a point to the government that I'm not just a puppet. I also went to occupy wall street with a bulldozer and drove through the crowd, killing hundreds.
I was also behind the Boston bombings and 9/11.
Come at me, NSA.
What. The fuck. Did i just. read
4590200 You read 'Applejack Finds Twilight's Unprecedented Collection of Clop.'
4590204
4590279 Well, you did. :)
4589219
Tell him/her/it, I said "Hi."
4589219 Thank you.
4592433
4594170 I thought as much.
Stupid, but mildly entertaining. I can only wonder where Rarity hides her clop. Heehee!
4626748 It's a trollfic, so don't take it too seriously.
If it entertained someone, I reached my goal. :D
I bet Rarity keeps her clop in her false eyelashes or Sweetie Belle, uno?
4626753
I know. I read the disclaimer. :)
And that would make sense for Rarity... hmm...
4626777 hurhurhur
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i came to this beautiful story
4668459 You are not the first. You will not be the last.
4668470 But seriously, this is better than anything I could write XD
4668475 I highly doubt it.
4668528 I'm not kidding .-.
4668537 This is a trollfic tho :(