• Member Since 24th Dec, 2013
  • offline last seen Aug 18th, 2014

Jake the Dog


They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.

Aug
16th
2014

Thanks to everyone. · 5:36am Aug 16th, 2014

I'm done being a part of this cult.
Thanks to everyone here who made my stay worthwhile. Too many to name ;)

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Jul
5th
2014

CONSPIRACY THEORY: BARACK OBAMA IS ACTUALLY OSAMA BIN LADEN (OR VICE VERSA) · 11:14am Jul 5th, 2014

AN ANONYMOUS TIP HAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT FLEW A COUPLE PLANES INTO A FEW BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
LET'S LOOK AT THE FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE.
YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT OBAMA AND OSAMA'S HANDS ARE IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION. AND THEY'RE BOTH TALKING ABOUT POLITICS. WHY WOULD THEY BE TALKING ABOUT POLITICS? THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.

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Jul
2nd
2014

CONSPIRACY THEORY: VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A TIME TRAVELER · 12:53pm Jul 2nd, 2014

GUYS. I JUST FOUND SOMETHING OUT. VLADIMIR PUTIN, THE GUY THAT RUNS RUSSIA, IS A TIME TRAVELER. ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT.
LOOKY HERE.
ALRIGHT.

HERE IS PUTIN AT A MARATHON IN 1967. HE IS PUSHING THE FIRST FEMALE RUNNER OUT OF THE WAY. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A RESEMBLENCE.

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Jun
30th
2014

"u pedofile feggit bronie!!1!" · 6:08am Jun 30th, 2014

So today I got called a pedophile.
Twice.
For watching a television show.

Associating love of a cartoon with pedophilia - classy. Next thing you know people that dress up as Transformers or have the toys/collectibles have a robot sex fetish right? It's called a straw-man argument combined with an ad homineim attack.

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Jun
7th
2014

Some people are stupid · 12:28am Jun 7th, 2014

Today a girl told me she was in the "Belieber" fandom.
What the f...?
Belieber isn't a fandom.
I like the Beatles. Does that make me part of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?
No. It makes me a fan of the Beatles.

Doctor Who
Harry Potter
My Little Pony
Furries
Trekkies
Hunger Games
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Game of Thrones (Thronies?)
Breaking Bad
TWD
*KOFFFFDKSF JSAHJKRFDAS* Twilight

Those are what I call fandoms.
Music isn't a fandom. It's something you listen to.

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