Cryogenics was a pretty cool concept until we forgot about it and buried it. So sorry you're going to be woken up ten thousand years in the future... Give or take a few thousand.
Father Gregory felt he had a sense of repitition in his life. The same place full of color and noises. No not Equestria but close enough. Before giving a sermon, Gregory is killed and it just gets worse for him throughout.
When the ignorant find knowledge they are dangerous. One man understands this, and so seeks to educate the nation he once fought for, and to bring down it's tyrant ruler.
Sometimes even the immortal ruler of equestria can get bored. Good thing she has freaky alicorn powers and knows how to work a wormhole. Now a human visitor named panzie must find a way to escape before her games become deadly.
hmm is it weird if i want to be that guy
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FIRRRST YAY IM IN TEH CLUB!
Well...that was different
Definitely one of the more random Molestia stories I've ever read
...and Luna and corpse...jeebus
You're a sick puppy...*faves anyways*
This fic is weird and you should feel weird...
Wierd, but in a nice way.
Wow... That was... Different...
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This fic is surely a weird one. But funny nonetheless
This was great, we need more awesome Molestia stories like this!
I'll never look at a humble toilet plunger the same way again
all the lulz, panzie. all of them