When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
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4936679 Your wish has been granted.
GOD DAMNIT TWILIGHT!!!11!1!
Ooh, poor Blueblood the wuss. *wince* Well... he's not exactly the best guy around, so... sustained.
Twilight assumed EqG!Earth's cattle was intelligent, and her whole bias is based on that?
... I have no fucking words. No words whatsoever. I think I'll just go slam my forehead against a wooden wall until the skin breaks to let out some of the concentrated STUPID my brain got in contact with.
.......I'm sorry.......
4939489 And this is why I write.
Soo much time, soo few words
Punching Blueblood probably just make them even MORE worried he's dangerous. What's he thinking?
Discord, and by extension, Vlad, you magnificent bastard!
Oh fuck it, it seemed that this fic required Twilight Sparkle to behave like a xenophobic idiot who can't recognize a civilized species, and who keeps trying to banish a toothless, clawless sapient being to his fucking death, because you know, FREINDSHIT IS FUCKING MAGIC!
IT'S THE MAN WITH TWO NAMES ALL OVER AGAIN!
I sent Discord in my stead." and you didnt think telling twilight about this celestia you dissapoint
4939519 He was startled. Most of the time when he's come across ponies unexpectedly, he got a scar out of it. Or almost molested, in one case.
4939490 Why?
Must have MOAR!
4939533 Cows in Equestria talk. Therefore, cows in Equestria are people.
Twilight never met a cow in EQG. So she assumes they are still people.
EQG humans eat cows. So, by Twilight's logic, humans eat her definition of people. And to make matters worse, EQG humans are not animals. So Twilight believes this intelligent, sapient race of superpredators knowingly murders people, grinds them into patties, and serves their carcasses to children.
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Thats pretty hot.
Amazing chapter, as always. Keep going with this!
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Maybe I'll bash my skull against the keyboard until I type up a better reason for her bias with my own grey-matter.
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*shrugs* it could have to stem from an illogical conclusion of "on my world cows are sapient, this world has sapient creatures ergo cows are sapient here." technically eating another sapient creature would be considered morally wrong as that would require murder, so twilight assumed that the humans were simply murdering other sapient creatures for food. most would be traumatized by this im fairly sure. this could also mean that twilight has developed a phobia of humans as with a phobia you either react to it violently or hide from it.
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.....B-because I yelled......
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Exactly what better reason would this be?
4939583 But I know I can!
4939615 No need to apologize.
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Atom bomb, Nazis, racism, deliberate plague spreading, raping and pillaging, I have a whole history book here with sh!t that could have been used as bias.
Twilight caused 3 years of suffering to an innocent man, and nearly drove to him kill himself on a baseless assumption? Before I might have been hyperbolic when I said I wanted her harmed, now I mean it. I've love if Celestia/discord made Twilight live everyday that Jason lived since coming to ponyville, Ghost Rider's penance stare style.
...THAT'S Twilight's excuse? That she was too lazy to bother finding out if Earth cows are sentient or not and just assumed we were all murdering monsters that ate sentient creatures on a regular basis? Forget magic kindergarten, Twilight, you need to go back to conception and get a new dose of COMMON SENSE! Besides just being stupid, it says a lot that you'd prefer to think us all monsters instead of giving humans the benefit of the doubt by instead thinking that, gee, MAYBE we don't get our meat sources from sapient creatures. Seriously...you just gave probably the smartest member of the mane 6 an idiot ball the size of TEXAS!
You know, this DOES explain some things in the show though, like why Twilight was relegated to window dressing roles in her princesshood, because if this is the conclusion she comes to about a new species with barely three days of contact, I wouldn't let her within MILES of any diplomatic meetings or functions, especially not with the griffons or any other probable meat eaters who DO live on a world where cows and other traditional prey beasts are sentient. She'd probably see one of them eating fish sticks or something and declare war!
Addendum:
It hit me after I posted this that this is DOUBLE STUPID, because she spent her time at Canterlot High living in the LIBRARY! You're telling me TWILIGHT FREAKING SPARKLE wouldn't take at least five minutes to look up earth cows in an encyclopedia or something? Or would Miss Bibliophile suddenly find BOOKS an unreliable source of information?
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OK
Just when I was getting really impatient *POOF* a new chapter approaches. This has made my day.I FUCKING love this story.
New chapter!!!!
4939644 Cannibalism seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, all that other stuff is played out. The "humans are monsters because war" doesn't make a whole lot of sense with all the hints at a violent history we have about Equestria. The pegasi in the Hearths Warming play looked like a Roman legion, which wouldn't exist unless someone was trying to kill someone else. Ponies have developed swords, spears, shields, armor, and combat-magic, which means there must be a reason it was needed. Ponies have waged war. And considering the animosity between the three tribes before Equestria, ponies have probably waged war on other ponies.
However, ponies DON'T eat other ponies. And every creature alive is instinctually terrified of things that can eat them.
I crave....MOAR!
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Maybe they went digital with their card catalogs.
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True, true.
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I am from Texas, and I'd be glad to admit that this idiot ball was the only thing that trumps any kind of sizable objects we have.
Good chapter. Please don't make us wait another month for the next one!
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She literally lived in a library for 3 years. I'm pretty sure she could navigate a non-fiction section without one. I can find stuff in a non-fiction section with out a card catalog, and my nerdiness doesn't hold a torch to hers.
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I like it. Seems like you've given Twilight a decent rationalization for her fear of humans. Looking forward to seeing more!
Twilight stole the crown? I take it she never made friends in human land? What did spike do over there?
Yep. Knew it.
I knew her reasons for hating humans weren't going to be legitimate.
Is it normal I want to bash Twilight's face in? Or rip her head off to see if she actually has a brain?
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4939704 I love books as much as twilight and I can find a non fiction section in a snap, and I've never used a card catalog in my life
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I can't wait for the next three chapters.
someone has to side with twilight, just to even the odds in the comment section here
I wanna see him stick his foot so far up both their asses next chapter.
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no, and when i mean no i am also making the no meme face.
4939659 Actually, cows in our world ARE sentient... they are not sapient, however, which is what humans and the vast majority of creatures on Equestria are. Click this link here to see what the definitional differences are.
I mean Twilight concerns make sense at the core.
Wow, these ponies literally don't know which way is up.