A Thousand Years and I Still Love You

by Smokey Majenta

Celestia Vs. A Door

Author's Note:

This was a fun little chapter to hold you guys over and get over the fact that i killed off the queen of Derp.

Celestia moped home that night, angry and confused. She tried to open a door with the magic from her horn, then walked forward only to find that the door was still shut. She crashed straight into into it and fell on her side, bruising her left cutie mark.

Standing up, Celestia cursed, then rammed the door with her entire body. The door remained standing. Celestia did not.

"What the..." the princess mumbled to herself. Well she had to get in somehow.

Looking around, Celestia saw a ram that the guards used for training. The problem was that she was on her balcony, and the ram was in the middle of a field, at least 20000 yards away.
So she kept looking.
And looking.
And looking.

And eventually broke a window.

She stuffed a long leg into the window and reached for the balcony's doorknob.

"Damn," Celestia thought. "Too far."
So instead she tried to use her magic once again. She was able to entrap the knob in her sparkly light, but the knob just wouldn't turn.

Her next motive was the shout for a guard. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!" she screamed. Two guard ponies came running immediately, but when the saw Celestia looking forlornly through the window, both of them started to laugh. The one on the left even fell over and had the hold his stomach. He started to practically cry.

"You babbling idiot!" Celestia roared. Both guards stopped laughing when Celestia shouted, and the instead moved to the door and opened it with ease. Celestia stared for a moment.
"But there was something wrong with that door!" she said to a guard. He shrugged.

"It wasn't locked, your majesty. And you could've just knocked. Me and Moon Dust were right out here."

Celestia only stared. Then she stood.
Then she walked over the the guard pony.
And with a flash of light and a mighty shout, she cried, "TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!" and the guard disappeared.

Comments

[Poppyman65]

Is this story done yet or what?

[Smokey Majenta]

4704778 I haven't been working on it as much. I'm stuck for ideas.
are you okay?

[Poppyman65]

4706707 I'm fine what about yourself

[Smokey Majenta]

4708395 I'm okay if you're okay.

[Poppyman65]

4709674 Anyway where do you talking to me now I like sent you 50 messages

[Smokey Majenta]

4709807 I answered all of them, but you never said anything back! The last one you sent me I answered it twice!!!

[Poppyman65]

4713613 I never got any from you I'm going to talk to an admin about this messaging problem

[Smokey Majenta]

4713695
But the weird thing is that fanofmares has been talking to me, and we haven't had this problem. Btw, I blocked him. He's a douche.
Thanks though

[Poppyman65]

4718405 Fanof who?

[Smokey Majenta]

4718405 A colt who calls himself fanofmares, or fan of mares or whatever. He said he knew you in real life, and that you two were friends. If he lying?

[Smokey Majenta]

4718713
I do answer your messages...they never reach you.

[Poppyman65]

4750560 never

[Smokey Majenta]

4750586 I'm gonna see if there's something i can do. ttyl

[Poppyman65]

4755649 Alright

[Smokey Majenta]

4756390 I can't get ahold of an admin

[Poppyman65]

4807236 So? I don't really care anymore

[Poppyman65]

4807236 So? I don't really care anymore

[Smokey Majenta]

4813661 Oh uh...ok....