Haven't read yet, may read later, but if Shiny has a thing for white mares, then why in the world did he marry Cadance? or does this story say something about that?
Started reading the strip tease scene and I thought to myself "hey, this is a lot like True Lies," but then I reread the chapter title and felt like a weapons grade idiot.
I'd like to point out that the scene with Rarity stripping for Shining is a shot-for-shot remake of a scene from the movie True Lies.
Of course, in True Lies Jamie Lee Curtis assaulted Arnold Schwarzenegger with a telephone upside the head and stormed off before any actual sex could take place, so I think Shining got the better deal.
Sir, Conclude this with Shining and Celestia leads for me to hope a threesome or some sexual explanation that Shining is still banging Celestia on the side even after the wedding.
5455554 Do you mean canon-wise in the actual show? No. They do not. 'Sweet and Elite' takes place before the 'Canterlot Wedding' episode, where the audience first meets Shining Armor. I make it a point to make my stories blend seamlessly with show canon. Except when they don't.
5455791 Depends on which of them you ask. I actually do make an allusion to this pairing in another of my stories. In it, BlueBlood is gay, and has a crush on Shining, who is straight and borderline homophobic. It's BlueBlood's fantasy to 'turn Shining to the dark side' as it were.
"Don't knock it until you try it, Captain." "I don't think I need to try having a dick up my ass to know I'm not going to like it, BlueBlood!" "How crude! I honestly don't know what it is I could see in you, Shining Armor. Oh, that's right, it's my dick!" "Eww."
A little disappointed that Shining didn't do more with Rarity (the series is called Alabastards, implying serious baby-making), but it's still fantastically written, of course, and I can see why you didn't, trying to match show canon.
Here's hoping the meeting with Celestia is a bit more... thorough.
If I could kiss you I would, for that was a beautiful use of that scene right there, I knew exactly what movie it was from and everything, well done sir.
Lol the this chapter was heavily influenced by True Lies which is a great bucking movie and... Yeah nice little joke about Velvet using Uranium-238 as an ingredient in Twilights' cake...
Max, where are you? 99, I found the yellowcake. Of course you did, it's a bakery. No, not yellow "cake" cake, yellowcake uranium. Although there is yellow "cake" cake here as well. Oh, Max. Max, do you read...?
Haven't read yet, may read later, but if Shiny has a thing for white mares, then why in the world did he marry Cadance? or does this story say something about that?
Her Secret ingredient is Uranium!?!?! (MInd you, ir isn't weapon's grade uranium, but still!!!)
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Patience, my lovelies.
All shall be revealed in due time.
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Look up yellow cake.
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I stand corrected; that's even more fucked up!
Started reading the strip tease scene and I thought to myself "hey, this is a lot like True Lies," but then I reread the chapter title and felt like a weapons grade idiot.
I'd like to point out that the scene with Rarity stripping for Shining is a shot-for-shot remake of a scene from the movie True Lies.
Of course, in True Lies Jamie Lee Curtis assaulted Arnold Schwarzenegger with a telephone upside the head and stormed off before any actual sex could take place, so I think Shining got the better deal.
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It already has been pointed out. But thank you for playing.
Shiny, there will be a lot to discuss after this.
Sir, Conclude this with Shining and Celestia leads for me to hope a threesome or some sexual explanation that Shining is still banging Celestia on the side even after the wedding.
Dun dun duuuun!
5455297 Oh, you just wait and see.
The yellowcake bit was amazingly well put
Great writing as always
5455002 But it was so much better!
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Take THAT James Cameron!
(I assume that the director of True Lies lurks Fimfiction to clop to the classy pony smut I produce.)
I think Twilight's friends met Shining Armor back at her birthday in Canterlot.
5455554 Do you mean canon-wise in the actual show?
No. They do not.
'Sweet and Elite' takes place before the 'Canterlot Wedding' episode, where the audience first meets Shining Armor.
I make it a point to make my stories blend seamlessly with show canon.
Except when they don't.
Blueblood is alabaster as well.
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5455741 Heh, meant that Blueblood is lucky Shining doesn't swing that way. Or unlucky.
5455791 Depends on which of them you ask.
I actually do make an allusion to this pairing in another of my stories.
In it, BlueBlood is gay, and has a crush on Shining, who is straight and borderline homophobic. It's BlueBlood's fantasy to 'turn Shining to the dark side' as it were.
Still got my fingers crossed for some TwiShining.
A little disappointed that Shining didn't do more with Rarity (the series is called Alabastards, implying serious baby-making), but it's still fantastically written, of course, and I can see why you didn't, trying to match show canon.
Here's hoping the meeting with Celestia is a bit more... thorough.
5457253 I guess we'll just see...
Dem True Lies references
Also, undressing, this is my fetish!
Oh, that yellowcake joke never gets old.
5458090 I know! It has a shelf life of like, 4 billion years!
If I could kiss you I would, for that was a beautiful use of that scene right there, I knew exactly what movie it was from and everything, well done sir.
I'm going to be very disappointed if Shining Armor doesn't bang Celestia.
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"...those who hope in me will not be disappointed.”
- Isaiah 49:23
Yellow Cake, that's horrible, but now we know why their horns glow.
All my knowledge of nuclear power has come down to that terrible joke.
Lol the this chapter was heavily influenced by True Lies which is a great bucking movie and... Yeah nice little joke about Velvet using Uranium-238 as an ingredient in Twilights' cake...
Woooooooo!
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There was a wonderful version of that joke in the Get Smart movie.
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Max, where are you?
99, I found the yellowcake.
Of course you did, it's a bakery.
No, not yellow "cake" cake, yellowcake uranium.
Although there is yellow "cake" cake here as well.
Oh, Max.
Max, do you read...?
Omg I lost it laughing! The worst part is I'm reading this at work. I got some looks.
"Mmm! It's delicious! What's your secret, mom?"
"U-238." She said.
URANIUM-238 WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY FOR LUNA'S SAKE.
Uuuuhhh... alright then : hahahaha
Good work, hehehe
Is Fancy in this a descendant of one of many thirsty maidens that may have resided in a place called The Castle Anthrax?