If you're planning on entering this, I think you may look like a hypocrite. I'm not going to judge though, since I had an idea for a story involving a magic oven, cannibalism, incest, foalcon, and everything "right" about Nazism for a Halloween special, and never wrote it.
You made me curious... now you have to write that...
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
Comment posted by Futile Task deleted Nov 1st, 2014
5212756 I don't really fish though. I hunt. I hunt with shotguns and rifles, because California gun laws prohibit me from purchasing a handgun at 18, but rifles and shotguns are just fine.
But to answer your question, yes. I'm the master baiter. If you play a game called Mabinogi, and you get Rank 1 (The Highest Rank) of Fishing, you gain the title Master of Fishing, which is joked about as becoming a Master Baiter.
5213204 You actually want me to write that? People are actually agreeing with you? You can't be serious! I cannot turn into Regidar.
5216157 I do want to see that fic, if only for the sake of satisfying my (arguably morbid) curiosity. When I get curious, there are few forces that are stronger than my drive to know.
5217463 Shakespearicles is right. Early days. But in a way don't ponies skinny dip all the time? And by that same logic streak in the park whenever they take a casual stroll?
5212728 What am I going to do? Give myself a giftcard?
5212739
Hey, don't look at me. I'm just sitting her mailing myself giftcards to Bass Pro Shops.
5212741 Oh. Are you a master baiter?
So what you're saying is we should make Shakespearicles rich by sending massive giftcard piles?
5212774
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5211464 Man, that was pretty, I liked that.
5211304
Maybe... but what about Oedipus?
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So Much witch
5212728
You made me curious... now you have to write that...
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
5213088
Thank you.
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?
this is good... i need more
I haven't even read the story, but I'm immensely amused by the title.
5213114 Well, that'll make family dinners doubly awkward.
The second I heard "Where the white mares at." This came up. (I'm not racist, its just a movie clip)
Featured! Thank you all!
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5212777 Now to find out where to send all these giftcards to!
Where da dark blue mares at?
I can't tell if this is white privilege or not...
I'm sorry, I'll show myself out of the room now.
That was quite the "conclusion"
5214551 Be patient my lovelies. There will be more to come.
This story was surprisingly acceptable.
Though this whole story is making me think of that old joke, "Which of these ponies has spent time in jail?"
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5212756
No, but I am a cunning linguist...
why do this
This shit be tight as hell, yo.
5212756
I don't really fish though. I hunt. I hunt with shotguns and rifles, because California gun laws prohibit me from purchasing a handgun at 18, but rifles and shotguns are just fine.
But to answer your question, yes. I'm the master baiter. If you play a game called Mabinogi, and you get Rank 1 (The Highest Rank) of Fishing, you gain the title Master of Fishing, which is joked about as becoming a Master Baiter.
5213204
You actually want me to write that? People are actually agreeing with you? You can't be serious! I cannot turn into Regidar.
5216157 I do want to see that fic, if only for the sake of satisfying my (arguably morbid) curiosity. When I get curious, there are few forces that are stronger than my drive to know.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
5213564 YES! I had the same clip running through my mind. (Amazing movie that one)
5215206 No amount of facepalm can convey how terrible that was.
5216157 DUET FILLY!
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I had a dream last night that you put out like, 4 chapters in a row after your last efforts, my life is ruined from finding out this is not true.
Alabastards are the master race!
5214827 So what you're saying is you don't want gift cards, but pizza rolls?
5217378 I love you for getting that obscure reference!
5217165 inorite?
5217463 ...yet.
5216786 You won't have to wait too long. Pinkie Promise.
5217463 Shakespearicles is right. Early days. But in a way don't ponies skinny dip all the time? And by that same logic streak in the park whenever they take a casual stroll?
So good throughout the story...
That must mean Shining gets AIDS at the end.
5217685 ikr?
5217686 HEY! SPOILER!
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
Or am I?
No, I realy am.
5217472 I'll send you one in the mail.
5216601
But... I didn't threaten you...
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5216428 I know right!
Next chapter should be Bulk Biceps.
Next must be Cadence.
5220288
Umm... Cadence is pink...
5217957
Umm I'm pretty sure shining has already stated that he's straight...
yo where all da gray mares at?
gotta get that Derpy,
and Octavia,
and Maud Pie.
also, how in the hell has no one posted this yet?
5220746 Someone already did post that. That exact same clip. I know cause I commented on it. Just letting you know.