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Shakespearicles


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Comment posted by Shakespearicles deleted Oct 26th, 2014

For reasons that have always eluded him, Shining Armor has always had a deep-seated infatuation with white mares.

Narcissism.

Shining Armor confirmed to be a nigga. 'Cause niggas love the white mares. :raritywink:

*whistles very loudly*
"oh boys, look what I got here."
*pulls out Shining Armor*
Shining: "Hey, where all da white mares at?!"

Couldn't resist.

Blazing Saddles reference lol

White unicorns were better than other unicorns, of course.

Well if you would stop posting so quickly.
It's like Clop overload (or would be if there was such a thing).

Few spelling errors abounded here.

>Cloptoberfest 2014
>Rules made by Shakespearicles states you must have at least 30,000 words in your story to enter.
>Deadline is 11:59:59 PM October 31st

If you're planning on entering this, I think you may look like a hypocrite. I'm not going to judge though, since I had an idea for a story involving a magic oven, cannibalism, incest, foalcon, and everything "right" about Nazism for a Halloween special, and never wrote it.

5212728 What am I going to do? Give myself a giftcard?

5212739
Hey, don't look at me. I'm just sitting her mailing myself giftcards to Bass Pro Shops.

So what you're saying is we should make Shakespearicles rich by sending massive giftcard piles?

5211464 Man, that was pretty, I liked that.

5212728

If you're planning on entering this, I think you may look like a hypocrite. I'm not going to judge though, since I had an idea for a story involving a magic oven, cannibalism, incest, foalcon, and everything "right" about Nazism for a Halloween special, and never wrote it.

You made me curious... now you have to write that...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Comment posted by Futile Task deleted Nov 1st, 2014

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?

this is good... i need more

I haven't even read the story, but I'm immensely amused by the title. :trollestia:

5213114 Well, that'll make family dinners doubly awkward.

The second I heard "Where the white mares at." This came up. (I'm not racist, its just a movie clip)

What a lovely way to start a clopfic with an unexpected incest. :pinkiecrazy:

Woohoo! You go, Shining!

:rainbowlaugh:

5212777 Now to find out where to send all these giftcards to!

I have a feeling Twilight might make a return appearance... with success in the future

Where da dark blue mares at?

I can't tell if this is white privilege or not...

I'm sorry, I'll show myself out of the room now.

5211992
of course you're here...

That was quite the "conclusion"

J-D

Just once, I think it would be interesting to see a stallion being approached by a mare in this situation...and then just say "no" to them. Just for a change.

Because of the chapter's name, I expected either Twilight or Rarity, and the cover art had me expecting Celestia, just not this soon, or in the way it was delivered. Well done.

5214551 Be patient my lovelies. There will be more to come.

"The position had been filled."

HA!

This story was surprisingly acceptable.

Though this whole story is making me think of that old joke, "Which of these ponies has spent time in jail?"

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5212756
No, but I am a cunning linguist...

I get the feeling that Vinyl wants to get preggers.

Hmmm.

The poker scene felt a bit clunky to me. But it's otherwise pretty good so far!

~Skeeter The Lurker

FEATURED 11/1/2014

why do this

they'd been getting at hiding their relationships.

you forgot a word there

they'd been getting better at hiding their relationships.

Must be Pre-Cadence.

This shit be tight as hell, yo.

5212756
I don't really fish though. I hunt. I hunt with shotguns and rifles, because California gun laws prohibit me from purchasing a handgun at 18, but rifles and shotguns are just fine.

But to answer your question, yes. I'm the master baiter. If you play a game called Mabinogi, and you get Rank 1 (The Highest Rank) of Fishing, you gain the title Master of Fishing, which is joked about as becoming a Master Baiter.

5213204
You actually want me to write that? People are actually agreeing with you? You can't be serious! I cannot turn into Regidar.

5216157 I do want to see that fic, if only for the sake of satisfying my (arguably morbid) curiosity. When I get curious, there are few forces that are stronger than my drive to know.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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