• Member Since 27th Nov, 2012
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TheRussianBrony


This is an account that a few very talented people will be using to entertain the brony community.

Comments ( 9 )

What
...What?
...What is this I don't even....What?!

This...
This was very amusing

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Hahah, that's exactly the reaction I was hoping for! Thanks for the input!

Thumbs down. If I could, I'd give this eight more thumbs down. "Because this is a Troll Fic," and for no other reason. Quote me on that.

1. Troll fics should be banned from this site, as well as any pseudo-writer that attempts them.

2. Only children with a warped, unhealthy sense of humor would find them funny (there's a can of worms... enjoy).

3. Like any good joke, or any good troll... it's not funny if you have to explain the joke ahead of time.

4. (insert a yo mamma joke in here somewhere for well rounded insult)

3036520
You should get a medal! I think you are an inspiration to the new generation and should be given an exclusive honor for highlighting your irrefutable opinion. As a matter a fact, make a few accounts and thumbs down this story for all it's worth. I hope that will send it to the irrecoverable depths of this website. Thanks for not reading the story, you have saved quintillions of brain-cells that you could be applying to much more interesting thing. Thank you, bye-bye!
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--TheRussianBrony

3036520

Hmm. I'm sorry that you see it that way. :rainbowderp: However, I am not sorry for writing this story. It's really funny, and has made many people laugh before it arrived on FimFiction. Perhaps if you actually read it, you would have enjoyed it.

1. Trollfics can be fun. Any story that fits the site's specifications and that would make people happy should be allowed on this site. If you don't like it, just leave. You don't need to drag it down. Also, if you are implying that I am a pseudo-writer, go check out my other story "Kleptodash," and you'll see that I am no such type of writer.

2. Only children with a warped, unhealthy sense of humor? Please. Only a child would be foolish enough to not understand that everyone has their own sense of humor, and has certain things that they find funny. If you think that all stories should follow YOUR idea of what is funny, then you are the warped one.

3. What needed explained ahead of time? The fact that it's a trollfic? I did that to prevent people who don't want to read trollfics from wasting their time. If you dislike trollfics so much, then you should be thanking me for putting that there so you didn't have to wait for your prejudiced brain to realize it's a joke story.

4. Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

8. Numbering things correctly is lame.

2. Was that you 8?

8. Why yes it was! How is your day going 2?

2. Well, it's just splendid! I got my car back from the shop this morning. It got a messed up transmission while my two sons and I went camping in Maine this past weekend. We had a lot of fun despite the car breaking down though. I brought them fishing and rock climbing. It was a blast!

8. That's great to hear pal! I'd love to hear more about it, but I gotta go now, so I'll see ya around.

2. Yeah. See ya later man. Oh yeah, and 4, that was a pretty nice joke.You got any more?

4. Oh yeah man! I got a whole list of jokes! Try this one on for size. Yo mamma so fat that when she goes to the movie theater, she sits next to everybody.

2. Not bad. Not bad at all. But Yo mamma jokes ain't really my style. I prefer anti-jokes. Take this for example. How do you make a plumber cry?

4. Hmmm... how?

2. Kill his family! ehh? ehhhh?

4. Ugh. That's awful. I'm not talking to you anymore.

2. Noo! 4! come back!

2. Sigh. So here I am. A lonely number 2. Talkin' to myself.


Hahah. The things I write when I'm bored. Now because of you Davidsm, 2's friends have left him. I hope you feel bad about that. Good luck trying to live with yourself now. :)

This was a lot of fun to write.

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Horrible. Fun, but horrible. The plot was as sloppy as a prostitute addicted to crack but it was also as entertaining. 5/10
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That was so dumb it was brilliant! I liked it! You guys are like Robin Williams; you manage to find humor in tragedies.

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