Every year ponies display their sexual prowess by competing in the Ponymon league. This year, Dash aims to train her own pony and win the championship. Arriving to Twilight’s library late, there is only one ponymon left for her to choose. . .
Why? Why do I continue to read this? Why do I continue to enjoy this? Harvey? Um, yes sir? I need some destruction to soothe my nerves. Understood sir. Heading to the DAH universe.
My god, I love this story. So did anyone else fill out the survey? I chose: 1. Twilicorn 2. Blue Job 3. Alicorn Amulet Trixie 4. Swallowfire 5. Shining Penis 6. Celestia By the way, Kaidan, what would your dream team be?
Again, these scenes could really use some slowing down. Nothing ever seems adequately described, and events flash by so quickly I hardly get a feel for the atmosphere.
Otherwise, exactly what I expected out of one of your stories.
Scootaloo has clung onto Aloe’s plot and buried her muzzle in her moist flower. ----------------------------------------------------------- She sat her plot on his face and pinned him to the ground, and eyes hid stiff cock greedily.
And the parody lunacy continues!
Nice job on Dash catching the twins!
~Skeeter The Lurker
I like what I read.
edit: especially Celestias' remark.
edit 2.0: The binary translates to "DESTROY ALL PONIES" What's up with that?
edit 3.0: Give us a real challenge with "guess the ponymon"
Dollhouse reference?
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A new chapter so soon!? Twins!? Is it my birthday!!?!
Banned from equestria 1.4? I got it the day it came out. Fucking trixie twice is fun.
Futaloo? Absolute genius. Well done.
Very good chapter bro
Liked Celestia's admin message.
Nice. Very nice. But what happens to Octavia now?
Love Celestia's admin note, lol.
Can't wait for more!
2860945 leeter the skurker.
Lol Futaloo
Why? Why do I continue to read this? Why do I continue to enjoy this? Harvey?
Um, yes sir?
I need some destruction to soothe my nerves.
Understood sir. Heading to the DAH universe.
Once again, you've hit a superb balance of humor and the nagging feeling of damnation. Well done.
When did that happen? I guess Ponydex entries are just as dubious as those for the Pokédex...
Note: I'll stop causing system glitches when you can make a system capable of handling the Dash! -RD
At some point in time you have to get a picture done for each and every ponymon.
/input.config/WTFbomb.timer=5.000ms/engage.
Ooh, the dollhouse...
Very well done!
My god, I love this story. So did anyone else fill out the survey?
I chose:
1. Twilicorn
2. Blue Job
3. Alicorn Amulet Trixie
4. Swallowfire
5. Shining Penis
6. Celestia
By the way, Kaidan, what would your dream team be?
All your gayburns are belongs to me now
scootaloos thoughts: time for surprise buttsecks
I wanna sex the very best, like nopony ever has,
To nail them it my real test, to orgasm is my cause!
Ponymon!
you did not just go there
GODBUCKINGDAMMIT!!!! KAIDAN YOU ARE MOST CRAZYIST FANFIC WIGHTER EVER!!!! AND THATS WHY YOU MY FAV!!!!
Has been shown to cum in ten seconds flat. . . like most stallions. really? your good
Laughed at the secret binary message. I wouldn't worry though, any villain who uses GOTO lines is doomed.
I CAN ALWAYS GUESS WHO THAT PONYMON IS, KAIDAN!
WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO EASY?
EEEEEEAAAASSSSSYYYYYY!!!
Again, these scenes could really use some slowing down. Nothing ever seems adequately described, and events flash by so quickly I hardly get a feel for the atmosphere.
Otherwise, exactly what I expected out of one of your stories.
2866806 arent you in the EAD group?
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I like how you wrote destroy all ponies in binary that was hilarious.
Is it weird that read the dolly balls lines in HAL's voice? ~C.Spirit
I laughed so hard, I was afraid I would start waking people up.
Nothing like a little "What the fuck" in the morning. Better n' coffee.
EDIT (Because I posted that before I actually finished reading):
Jesus Christ! I fucking love this story!
EDIT Jr. (I need to think this shit through more):
I think I enjoyed Vinyl's capture way more than I should have. Curse you for finding my weakness.
well rats, I did not like this chapter. must at all.
After reading the admin message, I am pretty sure Celestia won't let Dash be a trainer again.
Editors are not catching all the errors
I'm already going to hell, so why the fuck not.
I came so hard I nearly drowned
based Kaidan