Every year ponies display their sexual prowess by competing in the Ponymon league. This year, Dash aims to train her own pony and win the championship. Arriving to Twilight’s library late, there is only one ponymon left for her to choose. . .
3986535 Friendship is Witchcraft reference. Atleast I'm pretty sure it was Friendship is Witchcraft. It's my answer to everythign when legitly I don't know
*No humans were harmed in the making of this photo. If you see a human in the wild, remember that they do bite.
And given how laden with bacteria human mouths are, the bite has a very good chance of becoming infected.
*Warning. Do not eat. Does not bounce. May tear out fur. Keep away from foals. Do not use near open flames. Contains trace amounts of depleted uranium. Do not use during flight: may interfere with the raising and lowering of the sun.
Do not taunt.
Always nice to see one of the most enjoyably ridiculous clopfic stories on the site update. I look forward to more, whenever it may come arrive.
Warning: Earth Pony, retired Police Officer, Christopher Dorner was last seen outside Ponyville. This cop killer should be considered armed and highly dangerous. If you see him, do not attempt to apprehend him. Also, the Canterlot Police Department is a little on-edge. Do not look at an officer funny, or you will be shot. Do not drive your carriage over the speed limit or you will be shot. Do not be black, or an Earth pony, or you will be shot. Do not be not-shot, or you will be shot.
this, this right here is why i favourited this! This is just fucking hilarious to read
3986352 oh mY GOD YOUR BACK!!! I Missed this... I lost two friends because of this story, and when it wasn't updated, I thought it was all for nothing... Glad it isn't... Sniff...
3987985 Well it's best of three, meaning who ever wins the most matches out of three (a.k.a. two wins = winner.) It's a tournament thing. Best of five is actually five games, where the first to three wings, wins.
So, out of a possible three matches, whoever wins two first, wins.
unfortunately, there was a cliff three feet high in front of her: an insurmountable obstacle.
wings
She paced back and forth for a few minutes, knowing that the second she stepped in the tall grass, a battle with a worthless wild Ponymon would begin. Sure, it was a random thing, but somehow Dash knew it would happen over and over.
Use your damn wings
Sighing, and with no way over the aforementioned three foot high cliff which definitely could not be stepped, jumped, skipped, flown, or pole vaulted over, Dash stepped into the tall grass.
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You damn dirty apes!
Sorry, they threatened to kill me so I updated it.
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...umm...what?
Seriously, that bit at the end at the Ponymon Center...what?
That fridge horror, though.
On a side note, there were many references. I applaud you.
Yay! Months of threats and seductive advances paid off!!!
3986361 isn't taht a reference to the first pokemon episode?
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I meant the Ponymon helping Redheart.
3986464 *Inhales* It's a new ponymon! One never seen before!
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Pink, furry, humanoid. Called Delancie. Goes, "Q Q!"
...how is it furry?
3986515 *Shrugs* Vampires?
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...huh?
3986535 Friendship is Witchcraft reference. Atleast I'm pretty sure it was Friendship is Witchcraft. It's my answer to everythign when legitly I don't know
So let me get this strait.
Big Mac: Brock
Trixie: Team Rocket (or Trixie)
Rarity: Misty
Am I Wrong?
P.S. who is pinkie supposed to be?
So let me get this strait.
Big Mac: Brock
Trixie: Team Rocket (or Trixie)
Rarity: Misty
Am I Wrong?
P.S. who is pinkie supposed to be?
So let me get this strait.
Big Mac: Brock
Trixie: Team Rocket (or Trixie)
Rarity: Misty
Am I Wrong?
P.S. who is pinkie supposed to be?
Crap I misspelled straight stupid auto correct.
Also dash is Ash.
IM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THAT COMMENT THREE TIMES!
MY DEVICE WAS SLOW!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed so hard with the Big Mac balls part
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damn right motherfucker
That's rasist!
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I'm glad someone did. that was my favorite line :D
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Not Dawn, but the other one? Because Dawn is Dawn and Dawn will totally make a cameo in Ponymon because Pinkie Pie
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De Lancie is a very hairy man. How he got pink, nopony knows.
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Enough threats, time to carry through by abducting me and keeping the threats.
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I thought the pink was based on skin color.
And given how laden with bacteria human mouths are, the bite has a very good chance of becoming infected.
Do not taunt.
Always nice to see one of the most enjoyably ridiculous clopfic stories on the site update. I look forward to more, whenever it may
comearrive.3986583
Pinkie's the narrator, duh.
I laughed way more than a moral person would have...
3986606 this site does happen to have very convenient "Edit" and "Delete" functions.
this, this right here is why i favourited this! This is just fucking hilarious to read
well I know what delancie evolves into
Who the frig is Delancie?
They only use two Ponymon.
3986352 oh mY GOD YOUR BACK!!! I Missed this... I lost two friends because of this story, and when it wasn't updated, I thought it was all for nothing... Glad it isn't... Sniff...
Geeze! It's like you know all my buttons to push! Now I have no idea whether I like the capture of Thunderlane or Colgate more!
3988187 Dude, I think you use too many exclamation points.
Do not be not-shot, or you will be shot?
What kind of police force does Equestria have?
Well fanofmosteverything, I was confused because the narrator has never challenged Ash ketchum in the series so I got cunfused.
Kaidan, who is this Dawn? I never mentioned a Dawn.
Also was I wrong about Big Mac being Brock?
Yes! It's back!
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The kind trained in Los Angelostallion.
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Well it's best of three, meaning who ever wins the most matches out of three (a.k.a. two wins = winner.) It's a tournament thing. Best of five is actually five games, where the first to three wings, wins.
So, out of a possible three matches, whoever wins two first, wins.
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Big Mac is Brock. Dawn is an OC of mine.
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Mr. Kaidan.
Oh that Dawn....wait he's going to be in ponymon?
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YES YES YES!!!! more clop for us YES!!!...keep them comming you dirty horse fucker and ill keep reading the drity horses fuck!
This story is too. Fucking. Funny.
Thank you so much for this update, those advertisements had me laughing my ass off!
3987537 3987644 DISCORD
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Do you mean that pinkie is May?
oh mah
you better update this again soon
seriously one of the hottest clopfics on the site
Yay! Update!
This story is a riot! Please don't go so long between updates in the future.
3988686 make another chapter soon or your severed head will suck on my dick.
Wow.....let's go dash! U can beat the buffalo, and if u don't, ooh well
Woo! It updated!
Clopfics shouldn't be allowed to make me laugh so much...
Well I am royally confused by all of this...
wings
Use your damn wings
FLY OVER THE DAMN GRASS U IDIOT!
And that was me in a nutshell