From the day he first rose to greet the sun in its everlasting glory, breaking through the morning frost's hard shell, Emilio knew he was different. The other cabbages didn't understand him. They told him to be humble, to be thoughtful, and above all, to be silent.
The only problem was that Emilio was none of these things.
Isolated and shunned by his own kind, Emilio is taken by the Angel of Death, but does death await him, or something else entirely?
Set in the same continuity as 'The Crusade For Cabbage.'
Written because I could (and to celebrate 20k views. Hooray).
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didn't read (yet)
Edit: I did read it... so much cabbage!
Cabbages eh? Yeah I think I can roll with that.
Poor Emilio. Fluttershy how could you?
Have you read Flatland by any chance? This was an amusing read but I have to say, I am still waiting to find out if the last crewman of the juggernaught's ship will survive.
Cabbagekind
Inspirational...
Do not cry for me, I am already dead... I have lived as well as a cabbage could live and I am content living in the spirit of my hero. For really, nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
ooooooookkkkkkkk then......
There are not enough hands in the world to describe how many mental facepalms I am doing. G'dammit, Waffle! Salad is made from... Ugh! Why couldn't you be a lettuce instead, Emilio?! It would've saved my brain the agony of being bludgeoned by several imaginary palms!
*Huff* *Puff*
Ahem. Don't mind me, doing darn PEACHY over here.
Insignificant hemorrhage-inducing mental breakdown aside, I admire the purity of the Head (ha!) Cabbage's justice. Nocabbage should be allowed to roam freely while bearing such seditious ideas and good taste in music!
Angel of Death... Angel Bunny... I see what you did there.
Maybe Six from Unknown just needs a cabbage to get home...
And the cabbage that Waffle finally obtains at the end... Wonder what's his story. Hmm... Could that mean a sequel, so that we may see a more in-depth view on cabbagekind? I live in hope, Mr. Waffle.
I think I'll use all this cabbage and make a BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!!
reading this makes me almost want to do something with my life... almost