Diamond Tiara Likes Dating Sims

by Mattricole

Diamond Tiara Likes Building Stadiums-Bad End

>Bop her on the nose.

“So, Diamond, what did ya’ll want to-” with a quick bop on her nose, Apple Bloom quickly back peddled and glared at me. “What in tarnation was that for?!”

“That was for earlier when you didn’t ask for the hammer properly!” If she thinks she can get away scot-free, she has another thing coming! Nopony messes with Diamond Dazzle Tiara and lives to tell the tail!

“Are ya seriously still hung up over that?” Yes! Do you even need to ask?! “Seriously, it’s not even that big a deal!” Yeah, so says- HEY! DON’T PUSH ME LOSER!

“That’s it! You want some of this?!” I quickly push her away, ha! That’s right, snivel like the coward you- what are you doing with that plank of-

…

“How does that feel Diamond Tiara?!”

…

“...Diamond Tiara?”

…

“...MCINTOSH, HELP! DIAMOND TIARA FELL DOWN REALLY HARD!!!”

You...horse...ugh.

Bad End

Author's Note:

Just a quickie, since the other two are taking so long.

Comments

[Reisentanith]

i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc141/johnny_drama_photos/pspscreenshots/Dead.jpg

[M-Facade2112]

That's what I call...getting wood

[Frizzy]

3511864 Go stand in the corner.

[Mystic Deadman]

3511864
More like planking wrong.

[SolidBlackPanda]

Yeah...she fell down really hard. The large, blunt force trauma injury to the side of the head and bloody plank just scream "innocent".
*insert mahogany joke here*

[jdnehberefncuhn]

damn AB sure has some muscle to kill another filly with just one hit of a plank.
anyway, waiting for the sexy ending, AppleTiara(?) sounds hot

[FanOfMostEverything]

You know Diamond Tiara is critically injured when she can't even think of a good insult.

[iDeltaVelocity]

Hit in the head with a wooden plank. Not fun.

[LadyFacepalm]

-drinking water while reading this- -almost chokes form laughter- lol

[RemareShadows]

Plannnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk!