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Jun
9th
2021

Good news! All projects are now back. · 2:46am June 9th

Now that I've organised my classes to my homework timetable all story projects are back in business. Yes this includes Hearts of Harmony (which I am currently focusing to finish the next chapter) along with a new project in the horizon. Keep an eye open Ladies and Gents,

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Nov
9th
2016

That's it. America is dead. · 12:53pm Nov 9th, 2016

Trump won the election.

He's now the President-Elect.

There's nothing that can be done to change it.

Mogul.

Real Estate millionaire.

Racist.

Bigot.

Xenophobe.

Anti-Semite.

Idiot.

Republican.

President of the FUCKING UNITED STATES!

I can't say anything more...

I...I really can't say what's going to happen.

And even worse...

My mom ran for the State house in the state I live in.

She lost by 1000 votes.

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Nov
9th
2016

Trump Won.... · 2:24pm Nov 9th, 2016

Well shit.... Time to drink myself to death. Blaze Brothers, bring to Jack Danny and Russian milk!! Blue Eyes wants to get chocolate wasted!!

(Fuck the world)

Mar
14th
2016

Would Luna like this song? · 7:08am Mar 14th, 2016

Would Luna like this song? 'We're whalers on the moon.'

Jul
4th
2019

We're a Culture, Not a Costume · 1:57pm Jul 4th, 2019

Apr
25th
2020

One Last Appeal Before It All Starts · 4:19pm Apr 25th, 2020

We're also looking for some extra hands to help out gaming for the cause.

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May
11th
2021

Approach of the Second Shot · 9:54pm May 11th

Well, I say "Approach," but it's already come and gone. Now it's a matter of two more weeks of incubation and I'll be street-legal. Just in time for WotC opening up physical Magic tournaments again!

Make your appointments if able, folks. Step by step, we're approaching something like the old normal.

Nov
8th
2016

Next chapter of After will be published at 3:00 PM EST (EDIT, OUT NOW) · 7:56pm Nov 8th, 2016

So like, four minutes from now because I forgot to post this fucking blog a half hour ago. :)

EDIT: Out now, read it. :)

Apr
20th
2021

Overblaze It · 4:42pm April 20th

And by "blaze" I mean "vaccinate," and by "It" I mean "yourself," and by "Over" I mean "Generally, but especially with regards to CoViD."

No mutations or ability to tune into Radio Free Lemuria yet, but I'll keep you all posted. :raritywink:

Apr
5th
2017

Goodbye, Internet Privacy. Rest in Peace... · 6:31am Apr 5th, 2017

Oct
29th
2016

Continuing Technical Difficulties Regarding 7DSJ Book 4 · 10:02pm Oct 29th, 2016

Sorry, folks, but Shin's being hit with an extremely bad string of luck when it comes to internet connectivity - 'Comast' is pretty much all you need to know regarding that. The problem is that the story materials are stored online, but as Shin somehow can only communicate over Steam with all other internet access not lasting long enough for a stable download, these materials are inaccessible. There is a way for him to get the materials on Tuesday so things will keep moving along ultimately,

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Jan
20th
2017

Trump Is President..... · 5:21pm Jan 20th, 2017

Well I'm drinking again tonight... BLAZE BROTHERS WHERE'D YOU PUT THE RUSSIAN MILK!?

Jun
24th
2016

Bugger · 9:48am Jun 24th, 2016

Well bugger. We've voted to leave, RIP the UK.

On another note, I'm slowly writing a new Sci-Fi fic simular to "Arrow-18" - more details when I actualy publish the story (prob in a while, no deadline)

Apr
7th
2017

Here We Go Again.... · 11:04pm Apr 7th, 2017

Yup, at it again tomorrow.

You can keep track of the insanity via my Twitch channel, 8PM EDT.

Sep
11th
2019

Welp, that's just... everything fucked, I guess · 2:27pm Sep 11th, 2019

So back around June 20, I wrecked my car.

Then back on August 28, the tires on my wife's car got torn up hitting something on the road, and we wound up needing all new tires.

Then yesterday it was 100 degrees out and we discovered there was an oil leak. Unfortunately we found that out because the engine blew on the highway and we checked to find a bone-dry dipstick.

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Dec
15th
2016

Guiness is my Vicodin · 6:57am Dec 15th, 2016

What is up everyone I'm back from my surgery again and wish to Celestias fluffy flank that I could feckin sleep. More veins removed, more stabbing, more liquid stitches. I honestly think the feckers use Elmer's Glue and charge me an arm and a leg for it. Feck those quacky fucks right in their lab coat covered arseholes.

BARTENDER IN EQUESTRIA IS CANCELLED!

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Nov
19th
2018

We're Back! A 25th Anniversary Retrospective · 2:45pm Nov 19th, 2018

Nov
17th
2019

Who dis? Let's throw some hints and references 'round! · 1:15am Nov 17th, 2019

101 108 105 115 101

No, she doesn't have anything to do with Fairchild Semiconductor beyond her name.

That's the name right up there, but who is she?

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/10/my-little-pony-series-finale-episode.html

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Dec
14th
2016

Oh joy. It's the Club - Silicon Valley Edition. · 12:08am Dec 14th, 2016

Aug
23rd
2016

Something's going on around here . . . · 2:16am Aug 23rd, 2016

. . . and we're gonna do ANYTHING but talk about it.

Thank you for understanding.

Move on now.

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