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SilentAuthor


10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

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  • 266 weeks
    Retirement bandwagon

    Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.

    I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.

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  • 292 weeks
    Who the buck reads blogs anyway? Probably baliwogs.

    So been a while.

    yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.

    Yep yep.

    So...

    Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.

    Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?

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  • 331 weeks
    FIRST EVER VIDEO BLOG ENTRY (With Drinking)

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  • 332 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because

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  • 332 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

    Ugh...

    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

    Thanks.

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Dec
15th
2016

Guiness is my Vicodin · 6:57am Dec 15th, 2016

What is up everyone I'm back from my surgery again and wish to Celestias fluffy flank that I could feckin sleep. More veins removed, more stabbing, more liquid stitches. I honestly think the feckers use Elmer's Glue and charge me an arm and a leg for it. Feck those quacky fucks right in their lab coat covered arseholes.

BARTENDER IN EQUESTRIA IS CANCELLED!

JK you think I'd actually do that? Holy shite not in a hundred moon cycles. Anyways the newest chapter will be up by the weekend, two if I can manage it between bed rest and clutching my almighty porcelain throne. Don't do perscription pain meds kids, messes you up.

Alright so feck you all, yadayadayada, thx for subs, and uh...

I love you all and you make my recovery so much better so thanks.

Comments ( 15 )

Great to see you up and kicking. Just don't push yourself. Take it easy for a bit, would ya?

4340416 Plan on it, lots of R&R for a few days.

Fuck you I was really pissed about you saying it was cancelled!

4340514 HAHA

Well it's not so you're fine :duck:

Someone needs a hug.

Gonna be honest here. I keep scrolling past this in my feed and misreading it as "Guinness is my Violin"

It gets confusing.

4340428 why were they rooting around in the first place? im a relatively new follower.

4341291

Had a cluster of veins that were engorged and infected along my left thigh, up to my left boy, and into my small intestine. It was causing me enough pain to warrant daily doses of vicodin and oxycodone.

Had a primary surgery to work on my left leg and no no zone then this last one was to fix the cluster in my small intestine.

Glad to know you're back! Be safe and take it easy :)

4341828 no varicoceles. Enlarged veins in the scrotum. The veins specifically worked on were the pampiniform plexus.

Those specific veins and veins down my thigh and lower abdomen were causing pain and other fun issues.

4342208 ouch. im guessing that erections were painful. how did you get these enlarged veins? someone kick you in the nuts in a bar fight?

4342627

Ha ha! Yeah life was pretty tough for about 2 years. As much as I'd like to say I got into a bar fight (And won obviously) It was just a random injury.

4342765 hey, what do you think of the band, airbourne?

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