There was a lot rumbling around in my head today.

Anyway, this will be short.

So, I was thinking about Fancy Pants a while ago and I was trying to reconcile why he was so successful, rich, and well connected yet still kept himself friendly and approachable.

I think it's his special talent.

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Or, maybe that's actually the right way ponies wear pants...

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In honor of Mistress Mare-velous, the Equestrian version of Wonder Woman, and her new movie, I'm going to start posting Flim, Flam, and the Little Lost Apple Scam on June 1, continuing on for eleven chapters. Unfortunately, I don't have enough of other stuff to do a chapter a day for a whole month like I did last year. I *could* make it to the end of the month if I were to publish what I have of Her Royal Morning Coffee, but I'm holding out until the whole thing is done. It's far better that

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I found the man behind the curtain. I hated him. But he helped me.

I know that the nature of the world I live in, this ending, is still a simulation. It's still some... contained universe of some being's creation.

But I'm happy.

I've gotten everything I've wanted. I feel real. My lover feels real. His embrace feels real.

The life inside me feels real.

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Red exudes power, confidence, and a bold sense of style. When it comes to incorporating this dynamic hue into your wardrobe, red pant sets stand out as a daring and fashion-forward choice. From office chic to evening glam, here are styling tips to unleash the fiery fashion potential of red pant sets.

1. Monochromatic Magic:

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Oliver: "In the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, Aragorn's lower body wear is never described. Therefore, he never wore pants and you can't prove otherwise."

My response...

Aragorn sighed as he collapsed on the bench. "Finally," he said. "I've been on my feet all day."

"Such is to be expected of a coronation, particularly one of this scale," said Arwen, approaching.

Aragorn smiled. "It was a good coronation, though, wasn't it?"

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Well, that's not the only reason there hasn't been a new chapter of Under The Northern Lights for half a year, but it's the one I can do something about. I know the basic actions of the chapter, but it's an action-heavy one, and I hate writing that. I dearly need someone to toss my ideas at, and so forth, to get going with the siege of Sarvvik, the third to last chapter of the fic, if my calculations are correct...

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Relevant to readers of Red: I have posted a new story called Une Cygne Parmi Les Canetons.

I have done this as a new story because, while it is related to Green, being in the same universe and continuity, it's not featuring any of my primary couples that I normally focus on.

No, this one is about a trio.

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I am super busy, which explains the silence, but I've been playing the Gameloft game lately. The latest thing is a "Stranger Than Fanfiction" adventure, with one of the prizes along the way being Quibble Pants. In order to get them, you have to collect ropes made of lianas. Then the pop up is Quibble Pants boasting that his lianas have stopped Caballeron.

And then he moves in with Daring Do.

And then I lost it.

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Here it is.

I'm going to be uploading comics I make as often as I can (which won't be often, but I'll be making MLP related comics and a bunch of other original stuff). I just got started on inking the comic for Discord's Discombobulating Discounts (and don't worry, chapter 3 is in the works).

I can't wait to see how much better my drawing skills will be in a year or so from now.

Chapter 10 is out, finally! Thank goodness. I was worried I wasn’t going to make it. If you are on the FiM Fiction Discord server, you may know that I’ve been wrestling with this chapter for the last two weeks. I actually wound up completely revising it on Monday night and deleted somewhere around 4,000 words. I will do my best to catch up on my writing from the battle I’ve been having with my word processor to maintain the weekly releases, but I will be sure to let y’all know if there is a

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It's been stated a few times that people don't understand my story format layout so I just wanted to clarify on what the layout looks like and how to read it. The layout is as follows:

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Something interesting happened today. I put on pants.

If you hang out with me during the right time of year, or see me jogging early in the morning or late at night (probably the latter), you’ll notice that I dress differently from most people. Even when I put on a windbreaker, a fleece, or maybe even a true winter coat, I’ll still be walking around in shorts.

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Here's something I've been working on.
Young Fancy Pants with his parents, Lord Pantaloon and Royal Chairmare Petticoat

Even in his youth, Fancy demonstrates an eye for fashion, shown here trying on a treasured family heirloom, a monocle.
Hope you're all enjoying my stories so far and if there is any scene from them you'd really like to see illustrated, let me know.

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New headcanon: The distant ancestor of Fancy Pants (one Cargo Pants) and the rest of the aforementioned Noble and Ancient House of Pants was a humble if prosperous tailor whose opening of his stores and warehouse to clothe ponies for free during a certain ancient killing winter incident - no, the other one - saved a lot of lives.

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Big Mac likes Marble Pie cause she's a life size version of the Smarty Pants doll

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Did I just blow your minds right there

(Just FYI I don't support this ship)

Yes, I know, I promised myself I wouldn't resort to any more cheap ways to get followers. But this was written before I made that promise, and I couldn't just toss it aside.

Besides, I thought it was funny.

PRINCESS DEMANDY-PANTS

Hope you enjoy it!

Stay quick, stay sharp, and thanks for reading!

October 21st, YOH 1500
TO: All Guard Personnel, Canterlot
FROM: High Command, Moonlight Castle
RE: Sedition in Canterlot.

1. It has come to our attention that seditious pamphlets insulting to Her Royal Highness Nightmare Moon, Ruling Princess of Equestria, and fomenting civil unrest have appeared in numerous public places in Canterlot over the last several weeks, apparently placed by teleportation.

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I just wanted to share this with my readers, because it's adorable.

This image was done by Nova Quill/Firimil It was inspired by my take on Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis in both Green and the mature story A Swan Amongst The Ducklings.

I will now return to my dark cave in which I make ponies kiss.