Succ a godamn dick!!!

But how long? I don't know. More than a week. Less than 6 months.
Suggestions?
Note:I will make an exception for updates/feedback, but that's it. I will not read any blogs/new stories and I won't watch episodes, watch movies, or listen to songs.

“Led by his belief in an ancient religion he barely understands, a teen from the desert destroys a government facility, killing thousands.”
Star Wars

“Woman abandons all he standards to win back a horny teenager with greasy hair.”
Grease

“A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill.”
Batman

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Special thanks to whoever decided to use this song as the end credits music to Hitman: Agent 47. The movie, not the game.

Speaking of said movie:

As an adaption of the video game, it's a helluva lot more faithful than the... other one.

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I need a break.

I need time to get my shit straight, to improve, to...etc.

I'll be a week, maybe a couple days more.

I just need time. I need it really badly.

Sorry if you're disappointed. I just...

I just need time.

This is our first vacation in FIVE YEARS and only our second MLP convention EVER, so going to Babscon today is more exciting in our house than you can possibly imagine. It couldn't even dampen the fact we had to get up at 4:30 in the freakin' morning to make it up to the San Francisco Bay Area by the time the dealer's room officially opens.

We did, however, have some challenges in getting up there…

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So I'm just gonna jump straight into the deep end here:

The second weirdest thing to happen to me today was that my car was stolen.

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IN WHICH I SPREAD THE WORD
I've led off these blogs with unusual videos before. This one takes the cake. Do you like Victorian England? Do you like maids?

The company who put this series out on DVD 10yrs ago is trying to get a Bluray Kickstarted. Please let any otaku friends know.

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Inspired by FanOfMostEverything's "Friendship is Card Games," I've decided to try my hand at coming up with custom cards meant to represent characters, events, and locales from my stories. Of course, there is one small problem with my plan:

I've never played a game of MTG in my life.

Time to see if my adventures on Scryfall, the wiki, and YouTube have taught me enough!

New terms:

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u guys should do ittt

And blog post 555! Woot!

My friend ROBCakeran53, who you might know from TURN DOWN FOR DERP, has written a story for me! Which I commissioned from him!

And in true pony style, rather than give him bits, I traded him a tool for his family’s fleet of rear wheel drive trucks and SUVs. Remember, kids, the barter system makes the world go ‘round.*

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And then it'll be back to Britain!

Now, in regards to the comments and PM's i've gotten from you guys and gals, which i have been unable to reply to properly on this daft tablet, first of all - The Slending Angel, your story piece looks good, but explain what kind of story it's going to be next time so i know what you're going for.

Tripy998, we'll try the lyrics on wednesday, when i ought to be back in Britain by then, okay?

Xarsor, you mention something about a song i think?

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Okay, I've been thinking about what was said yesterday. I don't know if this will actually lead somewhere, if anything, but I've not got anything left to lose at this point, so I'll get into it. Firstly, before I get fully into this, I want to give my thanks to Gyro Pony for the idea. Honestly, asking for this kind of thing from others makes me uncomfortable and a little guilty, so I want that noted on the record.

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Just spent a day at the villa chilling out by the pool. Got a pretty funny video to upload of that event too, providing this shitty tablet will work well enough to let me do so. Also had a surprise visit from the daughter of the woman who married my mom and dad back in 2004 when we came on holiday to America for the first time. Sadly that lady passed away from cancer, but it was lovely to see her daughter, her father, and her stepmom over at our place. We had a nice talk and conversation about

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I know my existence on the site has been sporadic as fuck lately. For months I've been in lurk mode more than anything else, and this has been applying to a lot of my usual discord friend groups as well. I just wanted to let y'all know that I am (obviously) alive and that I haven't retired or quit my writing. However, a lot has gone on in my life and it is to blame for why all seems rather quiet on Ice Star's front. I'm not going to quit writing and I'd be glued to my keyboard (or at least the

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RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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