hug your mom

unless she abused you

then don't hug her~

And survey says…

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The parasprite's newest blog post:

So, hi, it's Para! How are you guys?
As you may know, I'm a gregarious locust. I especially like to hang out with people from FIMFic in real life. I lived with Bama Journeymane for more than half a year. Unfortunately, Bama went back home, so I'm kinda lonely. I'm stuck once again.

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no

U wot, m8?

You want a sequel?

Right here, right now?

You want a f**king sequel?!

Well, guess what!

You got it!

That's right!

You're getting your sequel whether you want it or not!

No idea when it will be published either!

Keep yer eyes open!

oof ouch there goes any semblance of organization that I had for my current ongoing tech project though

JHey guys its me Seth standmore, well life has been pretty good ever since I stopped writing my Story, arthur chased after some protesters with a hockey stick that had a meat cleaver tied 2 it and he fell over and busted his ankjle in a manhole so now he cant be a manajerk anymore at Smart and final so now I wont get fired, I am still 2 depressed to finish writing my story but anyway, someone drew a picture of Seth from my story!!! Here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

I laughed and shook his hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years, I roamed

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Well, strictly speaking, Galacon itself was a massive let-down. Only a single writing-related panel during the entire convention and it was awful. It was also apparently part two, when part one happened last year? Bloody stupid.

But that's ok, because I had the good sense to stay away from that nonsense, and hung out with some cool Horse People instead.

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"It's the absolute worst!" Flim yelled, cartwheeling in front of the conveniently-placed pile of dynamite. "There's nothing there, really--you should join my Patreon instead, where you'll get access to my OnlyFlams posts for the low, low price of your soul and half of your pocket change! Unlike a certain somepony, who only offers marker-scented markers."

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Don't ask why. She just is.

Professor Plum put together a pretty useful guide for convention-goers.

Your prerogative is your prerogative, but i hope you'll take them as sage advice. I fully intend to follow 'em, and I've been to enough other cons to know how unpleasant getting a sweaty, unwashed armpit shoved in your face by accident is.

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i managed to catch it this time thanks so much for the support!

wednesday has become a cursed day again

this bitch going to hell in 3 hours :'D

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voice lines of Urgot

One-ish Parts Ice, crushed, cubed, I don't care, however you like your ice
One Part Malibu Rum, poured first
One or a bit more part Dr. Pepper

Let Dr. Pepper diffuse 30 seconds, add whatever the fuck you want as garnish, and serve.

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hopefully

also hopefully it's nothing too serious omg