Dear Princess Celestia,

This weekend I learned what rum tastes like. It's yummy. Whiskey is better, though.

Your faithful lewder, thathornypony.

One-ish Parts Ice, crushed, cubed, I don't care, however you like your ice
One Part Malibu Rum, poured first
One or a bit more part Dr. Pepper

Let Dr. Pepper diffuse 30 seconds, add whatever the fuck you want as garnish, and serve.

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