It's that time of the week again, isn't it?

Welcome to Nooks & Crannies numero cinco, damas y caballeros! Before any of you ask, that will be the only Spanish part of the entire segment. Pandering and profit start with the same letter, after all.

Anyways, bullocks aside, here's the start of the not-so-quick fix:

The Pick Of The News

Let's start with the hot topic of last week: the Movie Grammy's

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One-ish Parts Ice, crushed, cubed, I don't care, however you like your ice
One Part Malibu Rum, poured first
One or a bit more part Dr. Pepper

Let Dr. Pepper diffuse 30 seconds, add whatever the fuck you want as garnish, and serve.

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