• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
  • offline last seen April 7th

darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 55 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 243 views
  • 63 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

    Read More

    6 comments · 689 views
  • 91 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 588 views
  • 94 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 539 views
  • 96 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 418 views
Oct
22nd
2019

lol · 9:10pm Oct 22nd, 2019

hug your mom

unless she abused you

then don't hug her~

Report darf · 475 views · #ur mom lol
Comments ( 13 )

dont tell me what to do

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i'll tell your MOM what to do

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you wouldnt

This is potentially the happiest or saddest haiku ever

Hey man. I always felt bad about not replying to that really nice message you left on my page in 2016. I kept putting it off and then you were gone. Hope you're doing ok. :pinkiesad2:

I mean my moms kind of dead so...:pinkiesad2:

Huh. So your ban wore off.

Yo! Welcome back, darf. ^^

That's my fetish

Comment posted by Fiddlebottoms deleted Oct 27th, 2019
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