Once again, I've seen someone who has the potential to be happy be utterly depressive.

Not that I'm surprised. It's honestly what I've come to expect of the world.

That's why, in reality, I'm cold, aloof, and cynical...

Because I can't be bothered to care, since what I do ultimately won't matter in the end.

Like Sans.

Sure, I'll show care about those I know, and listen to them, but that's because I actually recognize that they do care.

Again, like Sans.

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From Vitae, Feb. 5 2015: Where Do English Ph.D.’s Get Jobs? It Depends on Where They Studied.

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[Note: In between each number, I recommend you play the embedded clip for a full effect.]
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! So, some of you might notice a pattern: every fourth episode is an editorial. As such, I've been thinking back to my episodes and found that I may have found a few mistakes...
MORE LIKE 29!
Shut up. Anyways, welcome to the Top 10 Mistakes of yours truly.

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So, FIMfiction, and life in general, really, is really eroding the tiny little nubbin of hope that I had left for mankind.

I post what I feel to be clever little bits of satire, parody, and character study, shit I work hard on, taking time to craft my language carefully for desired effect, and I get practically nothing, barely a look-in, and then only from those already inclined to approach my work with some (possibly subconscious) level of tolerance, if not favoritism.

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Joke Theme Song:

In the not to distant future, in XXXX A.D

There was a guy named Cynical,

Rather different than you or me!

He worked for a bunch of Mafias,

But no-one really cared because

He did a good job f*cking up the place

but no-one really liked him so they shot him into space!

(You bastards!)

Luna: We send him crappy fan fics-

Celestia: The worst we can find! Lalala!

He'll have to sit and read them all

as we monitor his mind!

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In 1958, Physicist William Higinbotham created the world’s very first video game, a simple tennis game that was fairly similar to Pong in 1970. In the 60 years since then, however, video games have gone from an odd little programming exercise to one of the biggest money making franchises of all time, with every genre you could dream of available, ranging from shooters and puzzle games, to more niche genres like visual novels and life sims. However, as gamers, we all have our own opinions

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Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Today, I'd like to talk about arguably the most famous episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... The Return of Harmony. Being one of the shows darker episodes, I feel it's my duty as a completely insane Brony to highlight all it's pros and cons. Let's begin, shall we?

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Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Have you ever been in the middle of an episode of a T.V show or movie, and no-matter how good the movie is, you just want something a little shorter? I certainly have! Just last week-
Month.
Thanks. Just last- wait, what the Hell are you doing here?
Making sure you don't burn down a building.

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My mom got a hold of Thomas Cahill's book How the Irish Saved Civilization. The old and feeble among you may remember it was a bestseller for 2 years starting in 1995. It told how, during Europe's dark ages, the flame of learning kindled by the Greeks was kept alive only by a few monks in Ireland, whose followers later re-introduced it to the continent, thus saving the world from everlasting darkness.

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[Note: This is the first episode post-reboot! Read this blog for further details.]
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony and... wait, what? Something seems off. Derpy? Does anything feel different to you?
NO, BUT I THINK YOU NEED TO DO ANOTHER REVIEW. IT'S BEEN A YEAR!
A year?! Oh wait, new years was last week. Nice one. Dash?

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