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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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Jan
4th
2015

Stopping the Storyline, and I Have a Reason · 4:01pm Jan 4th, 2015

Reason being that trying to do this story has brought my reviews to a grinding halt. So, I've decided to just drop it. I have come up with an in-universe reason: "The Cynical Brony" is Equestria's highest rated TV comedy show, and everything in it is fake. Derpy and Dash, while they are the actual two, are just actresses for the show. Cynical isn't actually a racist jerk, that's just his in-show character, and he's the creator and head writer. He decided that the storyline he was attempting was doing more harm than good, and dropped it. He wrote in that do to Doctor Whooves, the show universe reset, and now Dash just works with him.
If people want me to bring back the storyline, I will. But I feel I should just focus on making jokes. Anyway, what do you guys want to be reviewed in the next episode? If guys don't decide on anything, than Super Squeasy Cider 6000 it is. Here's a taste:

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Comments ( 2 )

I understand how that is. Just focus on the review. Like I said, the story will come when it is ready, but it's more important to get the review done than it is the story. At least, that's what I think. Anyway, look forward to your next review. :pinkiehappy:

2699925 Thanks for the understanding. What do you think about my in-universe explanation? :pinkiesmile:

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