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*Ring ring ring*

The unreformed changeling slowly sat up as he glanced at the ringing phone he had left on the counter. Brushing his dark brown mane out of his bright green eyes, he trotted over and picked it up. “...Hello?”

“Hey, Vexel! It’s me, Bezier!” the familiar voice greeted.

“Oh, hey sis. Was wondering when you’d finally check in.”

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3 years ago, I came onto this site with the hope that I'd produce quality stories for everyone on this site to enjoy.

... I'm still hoping.

For real though, expect another chapter of "A Negative" soon, as well as another new one-shot within the next couple months.

The sex was dizzying. Springa tumbled through sheets of silk as soft as clouds, crying out in weightless ecstacy as she fell deeper and deeper into his embrace. He caught her. Every time. Whenever she teetered on the edge of empty space, he pulled her back. He was everywhere, insatiable, boyish in his insistence. She let him in. They tumbled together some more.

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I write a fic where Trixie becomes friends with the Ursa Minor, then two days later this pops up on Derpibooru

Welp

WELP

Abort mission

The whole chapter and some of the plans for the rest of this little introduction into Crystal Prep will be super important for Rainbow and Rarity.

I don't often use Rarity. I think its because a previous friend used to tell me that I was super good at writing her because I acted almost exactly like her.

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Continued from part two.

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Brain: Haha, Pharynx x Discord is an interesting ship, wouldn’t you say?

Me, through gritted teeth as I start jotting down ideas: Yep, very interesting indeed—

That I should get to know you guys better. If you want to ask me anything, and I mean ANYTHING go ahead! Hell, go wild! I'd like to see what weird and possibly disturbing things you guys can come up with. Oh and there will be puns. Many, many puns. ...probably.

EXT. HIGHER REALM - SPLENDID GARDENS - DAY
A beautiful, idyllic garden. The one place in the universe where absolutely everything is perfect.We see angelic men and women walking around in white garb. There are young children, too. It is what we all imagine 'heaven' to be like. Perfectly perfect.

INT. HIGHER REALM - IMPECCABLE FOYER -

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Heya, readers!

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Today seems like a perfectly good day to say things in a public forum with the expectation of being taken seriously, so here are some words!

EDIT: This really isn't an April Fools thing, I honestly just haven't been focusing on anything in particular despite efforts to do that, and here's the result of thinking about it for a while.

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The rough, experimental little piece about the pegasus tribe? Well, it's now a polished little piece in its own right. If you liked the early version, give this one a read, upvote, and comment. More words to follow, soon.

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Cookie to the reader who knows the album/artist in the title

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• The Catfish--Appear as multiple different characters, all with differing motives, when really you're funneling the main character into your trap.
• The Innocent--Appear weak and helpless, ingratiate yourself to the cast, then sneak in and take what you need while their defenses are down.

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 polar bears....with aids....terrible...terrible super aids...

"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"

I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.

So we've finally reached the end of the app stories (at least on my end). Express your sorrow or happiness as appropriate.

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Figure I ought to at least say something about the stories and the ponies.

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