Oh boy. Here's installment four. As with the previous blogs, reading those before this one is going to make much more sense. This blog contains spoilers for the next chapters of Bride of Discord that I'm gonna be going over in here... unless I somehow skipped some. Dunno if I did since I'm constructing this from the notes on my iPod that I made 'bout a month ago and I didn't have anything to say for two or so chapters. If you want to check out the story for yourself - which I encourage you to

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a co-worker, my boss, and I have a small weekly screenwriting meetup going on, and I'm supposed to deliver PAGES OF SCRIPT TOMORROW which I didn't do, so I was like I'LL JUST GRAB A FIC AND LAZILY SCRIPTIFY THAT AND THEY'LL NEVER KNOW and so I was like "guess I'll do TEL because I know it like the back of my hand so it'll be quick and easy" and--

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What the fuck am I doing with my life? I thought I could do more things this summer now that I can drive but I was wrong. I'm just complaining on the internet.

"Thank you!" Spike held the flowers close. "Seriously, thank you! Now I just gotta get these to Roseluck!" He waved as he darted away. "Thanks again!"

Rumble nudged Thunderlane as Spike ran off. "Think we should tell him he looks like he got into a fight with a rainbow pixie and lost?"

Thunderlane shook his head. "Just let him have this one, little bro. Just let him have this one."

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Well, sort of. The fridge broke so I had to clean it out. Other than that, today's been pretty chill. This guy from Jesus camp wanted to hang out today, but I couldn't go because my brother was moving. The good news is that my friend is coming over Friday night! So far, the hooch has been looking pretty good. The balloon inflated throughout the day yesterday, and you could hear the bubbles if you listened carefully. Today, it stayed the same size. It will be ready

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sorry for the lack of actual story updates manifesting! being busy and also 'writing-but-not-posting' because of the nature of the update means things are kinda slow, even if stuff's getting done. since there's nearly 600(!) of you watching me but not quite (i'll do something blog-wise for that then for sure) i figured i would do an ama anyway.

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How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be

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Last week's fustercluck is all wrapped up. The recap will be available next month, and then this whole (abridged) saga will be behind us.

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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From Melania Trump (Donald Trump's wife)'s speech tonight:

Appropriate for a speech on a day focused on how Mr. Trump won't let anyone hurt you.

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I'd like to think it's for a good reason, but I might be all out of those. I've had writer's block and very little time to attempt to correct it. Normally, when I have no motivation I like to whip my ADHD no-focus and hyperfocus into shape, though it all depends on which one has decided to claim me. But no, I've mostly been dealing with my university coursework, and that I've declared a double major earlier this semester.

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Okay, I think it’s finally time to put this thing to bed (Preferably one in the Oliver Twist workhouse!).

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It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

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Okay so I'm getting this wig for Christmas for a Sunset Shimmer cosplay

But the thing is, I'm not sure if I want to cosplay old Sunset (from EQG and EQG:RR)

Or the Sunset revamp!

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Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

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Content is going to relate to what the title says.

I am also posting this at fucking 4 AM. Fuck my life.

So, since I've pretty much made my little return back to writing in the past week or two, I've found out that a bunch of... drama, I guess has been going on.

As I look through this... well, this fucking mess I guess you could call it, I'm finding out some stuff.

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hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here: