It's true, I don't really witre blogs except when my stories update.

Speaking of which, I've been preparing to go on holiday so not much progress on them at the moment.

I'm off to EGX in London so I've been organising, tickets, cosplay, hotels and things. Plus work had an audit last month which took up sooooo much of my time.

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My tail
My beautiful glorious tail
I stand above the rest
Yet darkness still surrounds me
As my rein stretches no further
Than our prison (all bow down at once)

My eyes
My beautiful beedy eyes
Have seen too much
Far more than any rat here will ever dream of
In our prison (all hail the all-mighty)

And though
I am considered the highest form of rat
I'm spat on by the common folk out there

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So regarding the last post I figured I'd give you guys a little extra.

This is Sombra's cutie mark. The horns on it are supposed to be a little more circular rather than curved but I'm not much of an artist and basically threw this together in Paint.

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Yeah I thought making a little fan group for a friend would be nice so if anyone wants to join feel free https://www.fimfiction.net/group/209169/phoenix-king-of-insanity-fan-club

Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink beneath the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.
Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.
Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead;
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.

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Fun bit of nonpony to share here. Anyone who's played Paper Mario: The Origami King knows that its soundtrack is a musical representation of the phrase "You didn't have to go this hard." Consider this Swan Lake remix that plays as you fight papier-mache Shy Guy ballerinas before a literally captive audience. Given that, this performance is a more than fitting tribute:

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The hot satta king is a popular game of chance and is widely played in many countries. It is also legal in India. Whether you are playing online or in your local betting shop, you will find that it is a great way to have fun and win big money. However, it's important to understand what a Satta King is, as well as the rules that govern its games.

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Mmmm...I agree, Twilight Velvet. Makes me wish I were trapped in Canterlot with you right now.

Course I'd probably er, ship you all off to the Everfree Forest to reduce the competition, but that's besides the point...

...mmmm...muscles!

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Hi all!

I want to first of all apologise for my absence, I have been working on the next chapter of Tomb Kings of Equestria as well as a private work for another site. Plus things in RL got a bit hectic, they still are if I'm honest.

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"Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first-century schizoid man

Blood rack barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty-first-century schizoid man

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first-century schizoid man"

Mykan... you just Bock Evaded me. This is your one and ONLY warning. If you attempt to Block Evade me again, you will be reported. Before, I reported you on someone else's behalf. Be glad I'm giving you a warning this time.

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For the past few days me and BezierBallad have collaborated on a Sombrynx fic, and I think it turned out brilliantly, despite the large tsundere obstacle (Pharynx) that we had to overcome.

Thank you, Bezier, it was amazing to work with you.

Feel free to check the fic out when you have the time, and good day/night.

Then:

Now:

P.S. Change the video speed to 2x for a funnier time!

Credits to SlicK (@slick4785)

Early back in October, I ended up winning a writing contest. I (somehow) won, and I managed to get Notus, the fiery griffon from chapter four of Aileron, done in art form.

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Sorry for the delay.

The chapter titles below that point would give a bit too much away, I think.

I have things pretty solidly planned out, and I'm writing again. There will be 15 chapters total, and I expect it will end up about 50-60 thousand words.

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Seven-month hiatus is over!

To Be The King chapter 3 is up.

Sadly, I didn't write this in time to submit it to Twilight's Library before that group imploded recently. With this update, I'd have pushed it over 10k and been able to submit it as a long fic.

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After a decently eye-opening review, I'm going to be posting up one more chapter of KOTD, hen giving book one the last overhaul. There's a lot of tense issues and typos that microsoft word and myself didn't catch, as well as chapters that just...need more. I've been putting it off because reading all 142k words and editing them is exhausting. I may post up a random chapter or so while I'm doing this, but I don't plan to. Basically the deal is, when I first started writing, I had a "One chapter

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I've been adding bits and pieces to the newest chapter. Sorry, had a rough few weeks. Insomnia flared up for three consecutive which completely annihilated my schedule of crap I needed to do.

For real. I think.

Of course, I'll have to go through everything and change things around again come 25th... well, have to get working anyway.