The Search for King Sombra or Adventures in Gameloft's My Little Pony, part 4 - Dangerous Liaisons Behind Canterlot Inn · 3:00am May 15th, 2016
Mmmm...I agree, Twilight Velvet. Makes me wish I were trapped in Canterlot with you right now.
Course I'd probably er, ship you all off to the Everfree Forest to reduce the competition, but that's besides the point...
...mmmm...muscles!
Where was I? Oh yeah, Canterlot Inn. Before I added more stallions, Sombra spent 75% of his time BEHIND Canterlot Inn. He'd hang out there and every mare would, um, visit him there. Think I'm kidding? Take a look for yourself!
He's always lurking back there. It'd be creepy if he weren't so HOT.
No, what I find creepy is that a CHANGELING somehow managed to get INTO THE SUNLIGHT. I mean they NEVER DO THAT, get that far into the sun in pony form, y'know? And where did this little sex parasite decide to go? You guessed it...
She's in line for Sombra, of course 
Oh, but it gets better, my friends. Check out Rarity as she KNEELS before her KING!!!
WHAT THE HELL, RARITY? For Celestia's sake, woman, er mare, er whatever...get off your knees!!!
I know she's into nobility, but you'd think she'd be more discreet, sheesh!
And Sombra will be smug FOR DAYS over this one...he literally made her glitter, like crystal!
Ohhh, ohh and there's Aloe. Probably next in line to give him one of her "spa treatments". He requested I bring her into Canterlot right before him so she could set up shop. Funny...I thought it was MY idea...
Rarity kneels before a king? Well, yes, of course. You're not trying to imply anything are you?
And he's behind the Inn because, well, he's shy. Yes, that must be it. He's shy. He did spend a thousand years alone. Being around all those young, beautiful, single (mostly) mares made him nervous.
Twilight Sparkle: "Mother! You're embarrassing me!"
Personally, I'd be more worried about the changeling.
Looks like Rarity is trying to move up. I mean he is a king.
That's all I have to say.