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Lord King Cocoon


I am the lord of the changelings, King Cocoon!

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  • 30 weeks
    Correcting the Critics #2: "Save MLP"

    It's been a while since I did my last part in the series. But recently, I saw something that encouraged this installment. A tweet pointing out what someone said 10 months prior. On November 25th 2022, Fluttercheer made a blog post on this site about Save MLP and sent a message about how supporters of that

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    8 comments · 231 views
  • 44 weeks
    ChatGPT came up with AU fanfic ideas

    I'd say that the title of this blog post says it all, but I'd be lying. I'm not the type who would rely on ChatGPT. But I would certainly consider it once in a while and would most definitely recommend it, especially if you have writer's block.

    Some of these ideas I may use sometime. Or anyone reading this blog can use them for their own inspiration.

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  • 48 weeks
    Great Stories Done Better #2: The Music of Ponyville

    THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!

    If you haven't read the original story and do not want to be spoiled, visit the link here and read it. The Music of Ponyville

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  • 63 weeks
    Great Stories Done Better #1: Project Ascension

    THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!

    If you haven't read the original story and do not want to be spoiled, visit the link here and read it. The Music of Ponyville

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    4 comments · 146 views
  • 64 weeks
    Correcting the Critics #1: "Why Couldn't MLP been more epic?"

    I've chosen to begin a new blog series where I look at the claims of trolls, haters, and ignorant people and pick apart their claims. I can't promise how regular or frequent this series will be. But I wanted to make a proper series with a straight-to-the-point name. In this series, I will also avoid actually posting any links or saying names. I don't want to give the people or groups any

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Jan
5th
2022

"I know What Friendship is" Debunked (Plus My One and ONLY Block Evasion Warning) · 7:43pm Jan 5th, 2022

Mykan... you just Bock Evaded me. This is your one and ONLY warning. If you attempt to Block Evade me again, you will be reported. Before, I reported you on someone else's behalf. Be glad I'm giving you a warning this time.

But I still have the intent of replying (I must be a masochist with how I torture myself with Mykan). And as much as I want to release my actual thoughts and go full steam ahead with foul language and insults and everything else under the sun that Mykan deserves, I won't. Because I am still better than him. But don't expect me to be cordial either. Because I am done trying to pander to him as if I want him to think I'm a good person. I don't need confirmation from that man-baby to know that I am, always have been, and always will be multiple times better than he could ever even dream of being. Then again, even that's not saying much considering just how low the bar is set. This is "I know What Friendship is Debunked.


An illegal blog post that I'm letting slide. My kindness and generosity could give Fluttershy and Rarity a run for their money.

Apparently someone thinks

You don't know what Friendship is.
You don't know what Friendship is.
You don't know what Friendship is.
You don't know what Friendship is.
You don't know what Friendship is.
You don't know what Friendship is.

Gee, who could that "someone" possibly be?

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/975149/a-recommendation-to-mykan#comment/5624634

It's certainly a mystery, isn't it?

Despite the fact I have told people this many, many times.

"I understand it... I'm just not fond of it."

Maybe if you say it to yourself enough times, you might actually begin to even convince yourself.

Mykan is a sociopath. And sociopaths literally cannot understand concepts like friendship. Sure, he may know what friends may do together and how they'll act. But that's like knowing how someone will react on a rollercoaster without ever having been on one. Sociopaths are incapable of experiencing what friendship is. If you want a good example of what a sociopath is like, check out the version of Diamond Tiara from Alive by SapphireLibra3.

It's not my fault that you don't like the truth.

Apparently it is THEY who don't like the truth...

HA!!!

That's about as accurate as Trump saying Liberals hate the truth. (And I wouldn't be surprised if he whines and moans about me comparing him with Trump again, despite the fact that this was a far looser comparison than previous ones.)

I know plenty about friendship...

Friends are people you share with... talk with.

Friends are people who you like and care about, and who like and care about you in return.

Friends also try to be understanding and sympathetic when someone is down and bummed, and while they can't always make your troubles go away, they can try to HELP you cope.

Congratulations. You literally sound like a preschool kids show telling kids what friendship is like. And when I say it sounds like a kids show, I mean it sound like Mykan just copy/pasted something from a script rather than anything from his own understanding. Seriously, MLP does a better job at explaining what friendship is, and that's a show with candy-colored horses who shoot rainbows in a world where friendship literally is magic.

Welcome to reality, Mykan. It doesn't matter how much you think you know about friendship. It means absolutely nothing if you are incapable of experiencing friendship. Because that's what friendship is at its core. It's not an emotion, it's an experience. An experience that a sociopathic brain like yours cannot comprehend.

Without the experience, your knowledge of friendship is nothing more than you knowing how an adrenaline rush works without ever actually experiencing an adrenaline rush.

There goes a saying "If you tell people your wish, it won't come true." Well... if you tell your friends your wish then they can help you MAKE IT come true.

Are you really comparing a saying that people tell children when they're blowing out their birthday candles to reality? That saying is literally just for fun and NOT to be taken seriously.

I'd tell you to grow up. But at this point, there's no point trying to reason with an immature man-child like Mykan. Besides, I don't want to have to change his diapers.

And the right way to make friends... is just to BE one.

In order to make friends, you need to be a friend.
But in order to be a friend, you need to already have friends.
No wonder why Mykan has no friends. He thinks that it's a causality loop that can't be entered from the outside.

Here in the a place that Mykan never visits called THE REAL WORLD, friendship doesn't exist in a closed system. Friendship isn't just something you choose. It just happens. At its core, friendship is a bond developed through familiarity in the form of camaraderie. It's more complicated than that of course. But it doesn't matter how well I explain it. Because you can't truly put the experience of friendship into words. And that's something that a sociopath can never understand. It's an experience that a sociopath like Mykan is incapable of experiencing.

So, don't tell me I don't know what Friendship is, or have no clue at all.

It's not that you don't have a clue. It's that sociopaths like you CAN'T have a clue.

Just because I'm not fond too much of it, or don't portray it well in my fics doesn't mean I don't know what it is.

Who said anything about what you portray in your fics? I don't give a crap about your fics. This is about you, Mykan. Not your fics.


Mykan did make a second blow as a follow up to his first. But since it came out before I posted this, I'll let that slide too.

I'm pretty sure I don't need to tell you that I hate Mykan. What you don't know is just how passionately I hate him. And yet I keep a cordial tone as much as I can. That's why it finally came down to me blocking him. Because you can't actually tell from my replies to him, or even while seeing me in person, just how frustrated I get at him.

But I also feel sorry for him. His inability to understand friendship means he is one of the most miserable people on this planet. He can't comprehend why friendship is always the better option than the alternative. He's an extremely toxic jerk. But it's not even his fault. It's just the product of brain chemistry.

As for his follow-up blog, it doesn't concern me enough since it's not a direct reply. But without reading beyond just a quick skim, I can sum it up in two words. It's bullshit. I know it doesn't take a rocket scientists to figure that out. But I'm done. I wash my hand of that iblith. (If you want to know what I said, google a Drow to Common translator. You can do the rest.)

Screw the outro phrase. I'm not in the mood.

P.S. If you want me to continue my review of his story, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But when I say I wash my hand of it, that includes works in progress. If you want my opinion on the story, It's crap just like everything else he makes. But I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that. To those who enjoy how I debunk his claims, I'm sorry that your amusement has to end.

P.P.S. Actually, I will make one more blog about him. But it won't be any kind of reply to him, so if he blocked me, I can't be accused of Block Evasion. It'll more or less just be my final thoughts, as well as a final recommendation.

Comments ( 9 )

Actually, he does have friends. Why do you think I keep defending him?

Honestly, it's like you wanna believe he's this pure evil monster just to feel better about hating on him.

Eldorado
Moderator

That's why it finally came down to me blocking him.

P.P.S. Actually, I will make one more blog about him. But it won't be any kind of reply to him, so if he blocked me, I can't be accused of Block Evasion. It'll more or less just be my final thoughts, as well as a final recommendation.

So like I said in my big comment on the other blog, rules on what is and isn't going to get considered a personal attack is a little looser where Mykan's concerned, for a number of reasons. He blogs about people he hates all the time, and people who hate him blog about him all the time, and I find myself in a situation where I can either stop all of it or stop none of it. Since the dumpster fire tends to stay well within the bounds of the dumpster itself, I don't see any reason why this particular little subset of the community can't slightly redefine the bounds of acceptable discourse, so long as all parties agree to be bound by that.

But just like I wasn't happy with Alpha being dragged unwillingly back into the dumpster he's made every conscious effort to stay out of for the last few years, I also think it's extremely poor form to try and step out now, but also already be planning more junk you want to throw in once you're clear. If you want to be done with him, then just be done with him.

Comment posted by Stolas deleted Jan 6th, 2022
Stolas #4 · Jan 5th, 2022 · · 8 ·

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I must be a masochist with how I torture myself with Mykan)

THEN STOP TORTURING YOURSLEF.
At this point you are so pitiful
i cant
gO fUcK uRsElF tHeN sEaRcH uP pOrN aNd mAkE a BloG on me

Comment posted by Stolas deleted Jan 6th, 2022

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Actually, he does have friends. Why do you think I keep defending him?

Are you friends in person, or just through the internet? And do you really think a sociopath is capable of returning that friendship? His comprehension of friendship can never go beyond a purely academic comprehension. But his brain chemistry prevents him from experiencing friendship.

Honestly, it's like you wanna believe he's this pure evil monster just to feel better about hating on him.

In the real world, I personally don't believe "pure evil" exists. Morality is not as binary as you might think. And if you actually read the blog, you'd see that one of my final comments was point out that I don't entirely blame him per se.

But I also feel sorry for him. His inability to understand friendship means he is one of the most miserable people on this planet. He can't comprehend why friendship is always the better option than the alternative. He's an extremely toxic jerk. But it's not even his fault. It's just the product of brain chemistry.


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THEN STOP TORTURING YOURSLEF.

If you actually read the blog, you'd know that that's literally my intent.

But I'm done. I wash my hand of that iblith. (If you want to know what I said, google a Drow to Common translator. You can do the rest.)

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I recommend that you keep an eye out for my final Mykan Blog. I don't necessarily intend on pulling any punches. But you may be surprised about what I have to say. Although, if I make sure to put a foul language warning, how accepting would the site's moderators be about cursing in the blog? Because when I say I don't intend to pull punches, I merely mean that cordiality is going to be thrown out the window.

And if you want a little Teaser of what I have to say, I'm going to talk about why Mykan doesn't deserve the hate he gets. Sounds bizarre coming from one of his haters, right? But it'll be explained in that blog what I mean by that. And I believe that if others follow my example, I believe that everyone will be better for it. Possibly even Mykan himself oddly enough (though I won't hold my breath).

Eldorado
Moderator

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I'm much less concerned with what your blog is going to be about and more concerned with some of the language used in this blog. Specifically, the repeated warning about block evasion at the top followed by you saying at the bottom that you're trying to do this in a way that doesn't let you get accused of block evasion yourself. Given that you and several other people seem to think that the Alpha issue from earlier was in some way related to block evasion rather than just personal attacks being bad generally, and given that this is far from my first rodeo when it comes to people blogging about Mykan, I see the following sequence of events unfolding:

1. You post this blog in an attempt to get the "last word" on the subject, which by your own admission isn't going to be particularly nice in its tone,
2. Mykan takes objection to this, and posts his own long blog responding to your points,
2a. I give 60% odds there's a big dumb shouting match in the comments of his blog, but maybe not
3. You and possibly others report this blog (and/or associated shouting match) for "block evasion" or "harassment" or something.

Step 4, where I take down his blog or reprimand him in any way, isn't on the table. If you post this blog, you don't get to play pretend that you're actually trying to distance yourself from the trash fire and hide behind a user block while continuing to participate. I just want you to be aware of that going in. I'm not telling you not to post the blog, or even telling you what to say or not say within it. I just don't want to wake up some day next week to a dozen utterly meritless reports about this whole thing like I've done countless times before.

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Perhaps I did overreact. But I wasn't in the right state of mind. You can let him know that I retract my warning if you wish. Because honestly, me taking action against him for wanting to get his 2 cents in actually would defeat the purpose of me being done with him. Because after my next blog post, I am done with him. Personally, I honestly didn't think of it as me posting this blog in an attempt to get the last word. It's just that he posted his blog in response to me AFTER I blocked him.

I'm done with the shouting matches, I'm done with these back and forth blogs, I'm done with Mykan. It's gone on long enough, and it's not good for my health, it's not good for his health I'm sure, it's not good for a lot of people, and I'm sure it's not good for your health either having to be the one dealing with this. And THAT is why I'm ending it. Because it's only a detriment to everybody.

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