“So you slept with your ex?” Star asked.

Ramirez nodded. “Yeah...”

“then you guys had sex?” Star asked again.

“yes...”

“and he got you pregnant so now you’re carrying his child?”

“M-Mhm...” gulping nervously Ramirez’s ears flatten, feeling herself shake a bit.

Star paused for a moment before continuing “...Rami...how could you?”

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Bring your best, J.J. Abrams! Or your worst. Either way, a true Star Wars fan like me can endure anything! Even the shitty prequels! There is nothing you can do to make this bad.

I AM READY!!

Picking out moments in the movie that aren't super key to the plot but stood out as unique and became a favorite of mine.
If you haven't watched the movie yet, don't fucking go further. Don't ruin it for yourself.

I'm warning ye.
Here we go.

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

So, saw Rogue One today in theaters, and thought I'd share my thoughts for anyone wondering if its worth seeing. While I prefer it to The Force Awakens (My thoughts on it can be found here), Rogue One is a rather crowded and rushed film. There are a lot of new characters thrown at us with the barest of introductions, and while I'm all for lean, efficient storytelling, Rogue

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Fast as lightning, sharp as a sword

I finally went to see "Star Wars" yesterday, and I loved it. So, I made a group about it.

LINK

If you've seen it and loved it, feel free to join.

It was...

OK.

You know that type of fan-fiction? That's actually decently good on its own merits, the author quite clearly has a lot of love for the material, but s/he just~ can't seem to nail the original tone?

Well, give it a Hollywood budget, a script solid enough to get some of the big name stars to come work with you, and that's about it, really.

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(Thoughts are up to Kirlsa Caverns)

Sigh...

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Hey everyone. I just wanted to drop a spot of writing, for a story that I've been working on for the past few months.

It's a crossover with the Star Wars universe, involving a Jedi apprentice, Shou Freyor, who is stranded in Equestria after a space battle gone awry.

I really hope to do both franchises justice, and hope that this scene here (which, btw, takes place in early Season Two of FiM) provides some interest or anticipation for the rest of the actual story.

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It's gonna be the last thing they'll do...

I hear voices in my head, they council me and understand, they talk to me

-WWE Superstar Randy Orton's entrance music, "Voices"

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Prodigy is a goddamn brilliant little story, full of world-building, cleverness, humor, and evil cuteness. It's also basically what you'd get if Dennis the Menace was a sly little changeling adopted by Mr. Wilson in a belled wizard's hat.

We need a better way to catalog fanfic; it took me *two years* to find this gem of a story. The author never wrote anything else, which is a shame.

Before I forget, and though it is still a couple days early, I would like to say Merry Christmas and a great thanks for the warm welcome I have received in the past few months.

The New Year's chapter of the New Timeline so far has over 5,000 words, and I plan to make it the longest chapter to end this year on a high note.

Since my family and I plan to watch the new Star Wars movie, though I could put this here in light of it.

So I've got something big planned... something I've been working on all year with a best bud of mine. While nothing complete is ready to be published as of yet... I think I wanna give you guys a taste of what will come in terms of my next big project. This is something I've put more passion and energy into than most of my other stories. ... bad that I don't put the same amount of passion or energy into others, but, well... wow this is a bad start.

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Greetings, Gotham, Joker here! I've just posted the newset Written In The Stars chapter! So, go read it now!

That is all.

I have removed chapter one from my story as it was un edited and as such i will repost it once it has been edited. I know it's un wise to post un edited work but i did get good feedback on editing points for said chapter and future chapters so yae I think it was worth it.

well i have started to release my fallout equestria side story "shooting star" so far it's un-edited, not proof read and is submissable to minor or serious change at any time. But still would always love feedback. if you couldn't tell by traditionally having fallout equestria in the title like all other's, it's to honor kkat and her story that started this, i know i was inspired to write a story after reading the original. anyway i'll do a rough edit and will update older chapter's as i go or

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As resident curmudgeon, it's my duty to watch every eagerly-anticipated sequel to or remake of something made in the 1980s and tell you exactly why it sucks.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has an audience rating of 56% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's tied with Phantom Menace for the lowest rating out of the entire franchise.

I have basically one thing to say...

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but first, one last trailer, anybody a fan of Star Wars?