It's a pun.

And now for something completely different

Drawn by jirousan

WARNING: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU DISLIKE SBSP POST-FILM OR IF YOU DISLIKE SBSP IN GENERAL.

Okay, what could possible be worse than last time's scandalous image of Rarity kneeling before her King? Well, prepare yourselves for a shock, ponies, 'cause here it comes, like a bad tabloid with touched-upped photos, only they AREN'T touched up -

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And then I started writing it down, and realized that I had no idea how to resolve the conflict in a way that won't feel forced.
Welp.

So I don't have my laptop for a while as it's getting fixed. Minor thing and will be done in a few days. So ''Life in the Donut Hole'' episode 2 got uploaded early. I have a notebook and pencils so I can work on episode 3, but it might take longer than expected. So, instead of Friday, the next update might come out on Saturday.

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As of this blog, everything up to Lab Horse has now appeared. Where the story goes next is up to you guys.

And also, feel free to pitch in with your own story!

Name of story: Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction.
Massive crossover between every published story I have, in the order of highest to lowest rated.

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Man. Two friends.

Two. Three, if she counted her brother. There weren’t very many others she knew that she could really count as anything more than acquaintances, either.

Oh well.

1 comment = 1 F for Lisa.

And nothing you say can stop me!

Except for McCarthy and the sassy black woman. Neither are funny. At least a cast member from the original film watched it early and liked it.

Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

Is the act of being so terribly bad at being an adult that you have to literally hit the reset button and try again in later stage of life.

I've made it clear on several occasions that I dislike how I've moved from place to place across the last several years. Technically five times in four years, I've had to do everything from carting my belongings a hundred yards away to uprooting my life and driving nearly fifteen-hundred miles twice. And when I got into the mindset of such a reality, it tended to play hell with my own wants. The things I wanted to do were forced to the wayside, time and time again, to the point where I

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Fruit Flies like a banana.

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It’s officially panic time. I’m hammering in final edits to two of my Bronycon Bookstore fics, and--well, now’s your last chance to offer helpful suggestions!

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Hey my dear Followers!

Here comes another (mostly) unnecessary blog post from your homie, Neckbeard.
So here's the deal: I wrote this really silly one-shot story, the one I tagged, and how, I'm still not entirely sure, but it got featured. It was in the featured box for three days straight, and it even hit the #1 spot for like, half a day. I know this shouldn't be a big deal, but this was the first time it happened during my short Fimfic career.

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EXT. HIGHER REALM - SPLENDID GARDENS - DAY
A beautiful, idyllic garden. The one place in the universe where absolutely everything is perfect.We see angelic men and women walking around in white garb. There are young children, too. It is what we all imagine 'heaven' to be like. Perfectly perfect.

INT. HIGHER REALM - IMPECCABLE FOYER -

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Hello everyone! Just letting you know that my pal and illustrator Colby "Greenfinger" Green is going to be at this weekend's Crystal Mountain Pony Con!

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i updated the story after 6 months
writer's block is a hell of a mood killer
also college
anyways check out the new stuff
its the longest thing ive ever written and im so glad to finally have something for you all

oh yeah, i also defeated the two chapter curse on my account
with the single other story i started that i never finished
so there's that
the horizon is looking so close now