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Apr
6th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Episode 49 (my commentary) · 7:51pm Apr 6th, 2023

Base jumping! From a cloud?
So much equipment. No parachute though?
Opaline always comes out at the worst times.
She must have some quality VR gear to be so immersed.
And smog flows forward instead of back because that's how smoke works?
Oh, so she does have a parachute after all.
Can Opaline actually hold on in this form? I thought she was a hologram.

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Nov
9th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 - Episode 66 - Friday Night Food Fight · 8:34pm Nov 9th, 2023

No! Not this again! Why is Misty on the thumbnail? This is My Little Pony, not My Little Misty, FFS!
Yes! Ponies finally recognize Misty's true nature and are killing her. Yes!
I didn't understand a single word that bush pony said.
No, no, ponies; hide all these phallic objects, you're going to get me banned again!
Izzy kills Misty with a finishing move. Uselessality!

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Dec
9th
2022

Butterfly Butt Henchpony · 11:53am Dec 9th, 2022

Misty spent the entire Under the Mistytoe episode sporting a cutie mark on her bare butt while monologuing about how she had to succeed in her Quest for Fire (alicorn) in order to get a cutie mark. Are we to assume that from here on in she's going to paint herself on the rear? Is this like, to save the animation team the trouble of making a Flash puppet sans cutie mark and deciding when to use it?

Mar
31st
2022

my little pony tell your tale trailer · 3:03pm Mar 31st, 2022

Jul
27th
2023

Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E56 | Diva and Conquer G5 (my commentary) · 8:13pm Jul 27th, 2023

A clown? Oh, it's just Pipp.
And more clowns in the background.
Zipp doesn't even need any makeup to look like a clown.
Here's the food truck. *points to ice cream. Oh, fat Pipp, never change.
We even have transgenders. So progressive.
Electric Blue is a descendant of Rarity, given how much stuff they need.
Lucky underpants? I've yet to see a pony wearing underpants.

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Jul
28th
2023

Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E57 | Hot Day, Huh? | G5 (my commentary) · 6:08am Jul 28th, 2023

Zipp is secretly a tailor.
Zipp gets wasted without any waves around.
Lol, Izzy made her own cellphone and her own operating system. She's approaching technological singularity.
I guess this is the last episode. Everybody died and this is the epilogue.
Oh, my bad, some are still dying.
It's way too hot to go near the water.  Wait, what?
Way to go, Zipp, making fillies cry.

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Mar
7th
2024

Tell Your Tale: Bunnisi Beauties · 3:39pm March 7th

So this week, the episode came out two days early.

Aurora sends Twitch undercover to a bunny makeover.

And Sparky talks again. He's... Becoming... Adorable...!

Apr
4th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E00 undefined | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 1:15pm April 4th

Nothing like a snail to the face to start a day.
Zipp is either on too many meds or off her meds.
Zipp flies through the glass without breaking it. This truly is tripping.
I forget, why is Misty with the Mane 5 again?
There must be something in the air since everypony is euphoric.
"Somepony is missing." - No, Sunny, there's one too many. Misty, pack your bags.

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Sep
29th
2022

Tell Your Tale episode 29 (my commentary) · 2:07pm Sep 29th, 2022

That's some weak hoofcuff. No wonder we don't see prisoners for more than one scene since they can just snap hoofcuffs in half without a problem.
You know that hard fruit called ananas that you can kick and throw at the ground and it will still stay undamaged? Apparently if it touches a pony's mane it starts to melt.

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Jul
7th
2016

I was wondering · 1:28pm Jul 7th, 2016

Should I actually write stuff with this account, or should I keep to shitposting? Honest opinions guise

Thanks, have some music

Dec
3rd
2015

Being a Better Writer: The Thought Process · 7:23pm Dec 3rd, 2015

So, today's topic actually came to me only yesterday morning whilst on my flight home. I was at 30,000 feet (or whatever cruising altitude was for that flight) and suitably armed, as is my custom, with every type of boredom-defense I can fit in my backpack that will work on an airplane. At the moment, my tool of choice was two-fold: My Zune (yes, I have a Zune, and it has endured eight years and far, far more punishment than any other MP3 player my immediate family has tried), and my kindle.

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Dec
13th
2021

Being a Better Writer: Showing Small Character Details · 7:54pm Dec 13th, 2021

As usual, you can find the full post here!
Hello readers! And welcome back to another installment of Being a Better Writer! A unique installment. For several reasons, in fact! And yes, it has to do with why there was only one post last week on the site.

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Oct
31st
2020

A song from a favourite film in the spirit of Halloween - Season of The Witch · 4:07pm Oct 31st, 2020

If we can't go out, watch a film. Or listen to Halloween-esque music. Or do both simultaneously. From one of my favourite films, Lana Del Rey covered a Donovan song called Season of The Witch. I'm thinking of being fat tonight and re-watching it while scoffing pizza or perhaps some other film in the spirit of the holiday. Join me?

Jun
15th
2023

Tell Your Tale: I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Rain (Bows) · 12:29pm Jun 15th, 2023

Warning: Make Your Mark Chapter 4 Spoilers Ahead!

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Jun
15th
2023

A Birthday Gift for Equestria Girls · 12:53am Jun 15th, 2023

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls, I'm posting a new story as part of the Friendship is Worth It series:

What Mistakes Tell Us

EWhat Mistakes Tell Us
After the Memory Stone Incident went down, Twilight was the first Wondercolt to apologize to Sunset. She was not the last.
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For this tale, we are checking in on the girls affected by The Memory Stone Incident as they do what they feel is right to move forward.

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Jun
15th
2023

G5 to continue through 2024 · 2:33pm Jun 15th, 2023

We've got a pretty credible leak that seems to suggest that G5 has been successful enough to continue through 2024, with more Make Your Mark, Tell Your Tale, and a third series the next special in Chapter Six, entitled "Secrets of Starlight."

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Jun
12th
2015

On clean slates, telling-not-showing, and being totally unqualified · 6:01am Jun 12th, 2015

So, I recently finished a story that seemed... odd to me. The story in question is Clean Slate by Alaborn, and I feel like there was something that deserves discussion. Consider this a review that I am by no means qualified to give.

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Dec
30th
2016

Aaaaaand ACTION! · 10:42pm Dec 30th, 2016

Here comes the challenging part of the story to write. I don't want to spoil anything, but I will let you know that it may take me some time to write and some time to edit.

It's going to be good though.

Oct
26th
2018

Doing a friend a favor · 2:29am Oct 26th, 2018

Dec
4th
2017

Readings! · 7:48pm Dec 4th, 2017

The problem with a new job at Night Shift...It messes with your shedule like hell!!!!

Anyway-

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