Tell Your Tale episode 29 (my commentary)

That's some weak hoofcuff. No wonder we don't see prisoners for more than one scene since they can just snap hoofcuffs in half without a problem.
You know that hard fruit called ananas that you can kick and throw at the ground and it will still stay undamaged? Apparently if it touches a pony's mane it starts to melt.
Did I mentioned how I'd prefer if the baby dragon Sparky didn't exist?
Hitch teaches about parenting, ignoring the fact that he's not a parent and that he's doing a poor job in parenting.
Better than saying to a child that he can't have snacks is destroying all food on the planet. Sure, everypony will starve to death, but the child won't get his snack and that's all that matters.
Hitch is dense in the head. So dense that he doesn't even feel the dragon clawing at his brains.
Everypony passed the test. Excpt for Hitch, he failed misserably.
Spying ignorant pony recognizes dragon fire even though what Sparky is burfing doesn't look anything like dragon fire.
If Misty knows how dragon fire looks like, she must have seen it before. Why didn't she just get it for Opaline then?
They grow up so fast. At one second Sparky is a baby, the next he's a master cheff.
Hitch keeps his employees in the solitary confinment.
You know how poeople go to prison for tying up their child. Well, not Hitch, he is the law.
Hitch is officially the weekest person on Equus.
The spying pony got her pen back. Which is weird since it had gotten turned into a guitar previously.
Touching a plant makes the plant die.
Sparky indulges in greed, yet doesn't grow like Spike had.
Sparky makes a stash. Leaves the stash. So, why did he make the stash in the first place?
At least Izzy knows what the stash is for.
To Zipp, everypony looks the same.
Zipp finds the dragon. Zipp doesn't do anything about it.
Sparky fires on Hitch. Hitch turns into the most disgusting thing ever... Oh, wait, he's still Hitch.
Sunny distracted Izzy with keys. That's in character. Izzy doing the same trick on Hitch, that's out of character.
Hitch wants to be a dragon dad. But Hitch, you're not a dragon. All you can be is dad to a dragon.
Being a good parent only means that you have feelings for the child. No problem if the child dies a horrible death, as long as you cry about it after.
Misty finally does something about her mane.
In the end, we learned absolutely nothing and are now more stupid than we were before. Yay!