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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jul
27th
2023

Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E56 | Diva and Conquer G5 (my commentary) · 8:13pm Jul 27th, 2023

A clown? Oh, it's just Pipp.
And more clowns in the background.
Zipp doesn't even need any makeup to look like a clown.
Here's the food truck. *points to ice cream. Oh, fat Pipp, never change.
We even have transgenders. So progressive.
Electric Blue is a descendant of Rarity, given how much stuff they need.
Lucky underpants? I've yet to see a pony wearing underpants.
What if you don't go performing? I know that everypony is waiting for you to perform, but let's just stall while we waste everypony's time.
They were just going to perform, and now they suddenly can't anymore.
Why can't they perform if their manes stink?
Pipp will dry out the stink.
Is that bacon I see in that hamburger?
They all play around while Hitch is getting murdered on stage.
All that work for nothing. Sunny's plans always suck.
Oh, just shut up Sunny. If you haven't opened your mouth, everything would have been fine. You're like the opposite of Twilight. She tried to fix problems, you cause them.
Nothing like FOMO to get ponies interested again.

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