Two of my favorite moments from G5.

Grinch, is that you? Please don't steal our Christmas.
When watching ponies get eaten, Misty gets hungry.
Misty has audio hallucinations.
Suddenly, there's a magical wardrobe that will take Misty to Narnia.
Misty is now a pegasister. Welcome to the herd. You shall never leave this place.
Wait, she still thinks she's in Crystal Brighthouse? She had already spied the place fully when she was the villain.

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Racist Hitch says that all Unicorns look the same to him. 

I don't get what everypony is worried about. They lost Misty. That's a good thing, not a bad thing.

Misty still makes the exact same mistakes she did as a filly. 0 character growth.

How were Brezies on the internet if the cell phones had no service?

Now Sparky is getting visions too?

Spike has been away from dragons for a long time, and he turned out just fine. So why would Sparky need dragon things?

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Misty was annoying even as a filly.

"Wow, a big tree that can be seen from 100 km away and I only saw it now that I'm a few meters away from it."

"Where did a 100 m tall tree come from?"

"I have to tell my friends!" - Well, you have your cell phone. Just call them? Then again, nopony cares about your stupid dreams.

"I can predict the future with my dreams. Well, I can't but I want to feel special, so I'm making all this stuff up as I'm talking."

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she was forced to eat cement guys,,,,,, don't be mean to her,,,,,,,,

She's adorable.

She comes from an abusive upbringing.

She has some mommy issues.

There is no possible way ageplay authors are going to take this and run with it.

Nope.

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My good friend Misty Rose is an absolutely lovely writer, if you've ever gotten a kick out of my writing, then you will adore her!

She's a far better writer than I, in my opinion.

So please if you can, check out her story and give her some love!

I was searching for icons in Google when I saw this beautiful art.

https://images.app.goo.gl/JKK4pUeiiE8N1E5n9

1 Copy and send to Telegram.

2 After a few minutes, the photo will be shown.

This is going to be another Misty episode, isn't it? Why does the whole show revolve around Misty? She didn't even make it into the movie.

Misty doesn't give a shit about her father. She won't even let him call her Misty Wisty.

Queen wanted some alone time with Alphabettle but Misty, among other things, is also a cockblock.

Family reunion, with spectators. It's like public sex, just worse.

Queen was smart to leave.

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Pipp sits instead of working in her salon. She appears to be throwing a gang party.
And now we know what happened to G4. Ponies used too much chemicals and killed the environment. And now, the history repeats itself.
Magic mirror? When did that happen?
Izzy puts on protection on her horn.
Zipp doesn't consent, but nopony cares. Consent is optional.
Is this too much? Yes, Izzy, you look like a whorse. It's too much.
You have to wear a mask? Oh, so it's that kind of gang party?

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Chapter 4 just dropped

Get ready, it's about to get real in the next few chapters.

Dragons!
Finally, an episode that doesn't feature Misty.
Sparky...
Sunny still has a fetish for Nightmare Moon. Can't blame her. I have it too.
So, the mirrors don't just distort reflections, they also add armor to a pony? How does that work?
Hitch comes to the rescue with a tentacle.
Sunny gets teleported into a black hole.
Hitch finds himself in backrooms.

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Yes, finally an episode without Misty.
"Where's Misty?" - Who's Misty?
Forget about Misty, Sunny. She was just a figment of your imagination. A bad nightmare.
Oh, for the flock's sake...
Again with her victim mentality.
She's responsible for like all her voes herself.
She just digs her own hole and then cries when she falls into it.
That's right, Misty, just walk off the stage. Nopony likes you.

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Apparently, they're still riding that rollercoaster that they rode at the end of the previous episode.
Hats for some reason.
Stampeding critters? Where have we seen that before?
I love the captions on the video, "Everypony, die, die, die!"
And suddenly a magical portal. - Is this one of my pipe dreams again?
Wow, they've cracked the trick to immortality. Maybe Sunny won't have to watch all of them die after all.

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Just wanted to point out this heart-wrenching comic that's still in progress over on Derpi.

That's all for tonight!

Well This is my new story about Opaline. I hope you enjoy reading it.

A memory in my heart

It says Children's Cartoon on the video, but the Thumbnail sure could have fooled me.
And we start with Misty who has somehow become the mane character of the show for no reason at all.
And she's talking to herself...
Why did she move? What happened to, "I'll be a double agent in order to save the world."

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I empathize so hard with Misty. I wish the moral of the episode were: your best friends are not your best roommates. But then...it wasn't. Spoilers for "Misty Moves In" below. Watch it here.

wait, why is sunny still wearing her crossbody bag in the middle of the night!?

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