Make Your Mark - Chapter 4: The Manesquerade

Pipp sits instead of working in her salon. She appears to be throwing a gang party.
And now we know what happened to G4. Ponies used too much chemicals and killed the environment. And now, the history repeats itself.
Magic mirror? When did that happen?
Izzy puts on protection on her horn.
Zipp doesn't consent, but nopony cares. Consent is optional.
Is this too much? Yes, Izzy, you look like a whorse. It's too much.
You have to wear a mask? Oh, so it's that kind of gang party?
But, what's the point of make-up then if nopony will see their faces?
Also, since when are ponies recognized by their faces? It would take more than a mask to hide a pony's identity.
Opaline ungrounds Misty for the second time. How can you even unground somepony who is no longer grounded?
It's not impressive for Opaline to trust Misty. It's foolish.
Misty is grounded again. What was even the point of ungrounding her?
Misty is tasked with doing nothing. She's already failing.
Zipp turned into Twilight and suddenly likes books.
Whenever Misty shows up, I wonder why anypony would be friends with her. Why does even Opaline tolerate her around?
"Misty, you should totally come with us. Too bad you don't have a ticket. Oh, well..."
Misty, what do you mean you don't have a mask? Your very face is a mask.
Who knew they could make Misty even uglier than she was?
Sparky always trusted Misty, but suddenly he doesn't anymore, for plot reasons. Writers, why do you suck at your job?
Misty, you are completely correct! Ponies don't like you when you're being you. Well, the Mane 5 do, but that's only for plot reasons.
Unity dance? And since when can Sunny dance?
Sunny has zero subscribers. Not even her friends are subscribed to her group channel.
How does it feel Sunny that a small fat pony has a million subscribers and you have zero? I bet it feels bad.
Sunny underestimates just how much Misty sucks.
Sunny chooses to practice 1 second before they get there.
At least the show recognizes how stupid the idea of masks is. "Who are you, Princess Pipp? We can't tell that you're Pipp because you're wearing a mask."
"Who are you?" They genuinely ask without pretense when they see Misty.
Human tea cups. They weren't cool in G4 and they aren't cool in G5.
They did the meme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4&ab_channel=IQuip4U
Misty's fat ass couldn't fit through the door.
No, no, misty. You ARE a follower. You just don't have any followers because you suck. There's a difference between the two.
After ignoring hundreds of clues, Zipp finally gets a clue about Misty.
Nope, Zipp is still the worst detective ever.
Wait, you need Misty, Zipp? Nopony needs Misty.
Wait, you like Misty? Nopony should like Misty. She sucks.
Zipp is missing and the first place Pipp looks is the most forbidden place of them all. You sure know your Zipp well, Pipp.
Zip leaves and comes back like 5 times.
Sunny: "Izzy, we're not ready!" Misty: "I guess that's my queue! Let the chaos rain!"
Turns out singing is part of dancing.
Misty hasn't even seen the dance and she knows it. Lazy animators using the same animation on all the ponies...
Pipp, if you had a ball it means you sucked too far.
Opaline comes empty-hoofed so she pulls out her own heart.
Opaline needs to charge it? It was right there in the charging station. Why didn't you let it charge, Opaline?
Misty betrays her friends again and leaves Opaline dry. How can one pony even suck so much?
The lesson of the day is: If you don't like what you read, start ripping out the pages.