My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E68 | Crystal Ball | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary)

Izzy is DJ Scratch
Who's this new unicorn and why does it have a crystal horn?
Obviously, Misty gets in the way, like always.
Comet? Never heard of it.
"Did you say something arrived?" - did she just bite her lip as if I sent her something?
Wait, what's going on? There's a notepad(?) and a ticket inside(?) and Starlight Glimmer(?)? Wtf?
Nova Charms? Portal? What's going on?
Izzy is thinking with portals.
They all happily jump into a Hell dimension?
Yep, definitely a Hell dimension.
Apparently, King Sombra's curse got to all these poor Unicorns.
And we get a magic girl transformation for some reason.
Aurora Corn?
Zipp doesn't like tight clothes.
So, they dress up with music, but when it comes to partying, they turn the music off?
Is Hitch drinking crystals? That "Oh, yeah!" sounds like he's enjoying crystal meth.
It's all fun and games until somepony throws a shuriken and the viewer loses an eye.
And the star turns into a crown, for some reason.
So, Zipp assassinated her mother and now she's the queen? Is that what's going on?
Why is it Starlight Bridge if there is no bridge here?
Sunny has post-traumatic stress disorder when seeing a tent. Maybe she used to be a Scout, and what's that saying again, "In a tent, nobody can hear you scream?"
Snow Leopard Allora?
So, I guess Opaline will never get free from all the curious tentacles then and we have to throw new villains in the show?
Oh, never mind, they apparently already destroyed Allora as well. I must have blinked and missed it.
Izzy seems satisfied.
A groupy? Is the tent even big enough for that?
Pipp is a chicken now?
Sunny was afraid the ball in the tent wasn't evil enough, but seeing how it ruined Pipp's life, she's happy about it now.
Harmless enough? Right...
What's that noise? Oh, I'm sorry. That's my stomach. I get hungry whenever I see meat on the screen.
And the ball cracks for some reason.
Snow Leopard? Nova Charm? - This single episode has more worldbuilding thrown in than the entire G5 combined.
Sunny is hearing voices in her head. Don't worry Sunny, just wait until more voices come and then they'll chat with each other and won't bother you so much anymore.
I love YouTube's NSFW translations: "I hope you ponies had F. We loved having you..." - Well, they did all go into that tent as a group, so I guess they had F.
I guess Sparky also got hungry upon seeing flesh all around him.
So, Snow Leopards can fly now? And it has its own portal given that it was already in Equestria when they arrived?
So the growling voices really were just in Sunny's head then?
Also, why does Alura remind me of that Twilight dog?

And Angel Bunny is evil now? No change there, I guess.
Sunny said she would groul while speaking, but I heard no growling.

Lesson of the day: Schizophrenia is magic.

Comments

[Hopeful Soul]

Good thing I watched the Make Your Mark specials before the Tell Your Tale episode

[Bad Dragon]

5756398 I thought I was missing MYM chapter 6 content. So, you're saying it's all in the MYM specials? I didn't even know MYM had specials.

[Hopeful Soul]

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I mean episodes. Chapter 6 is on netflix

[Bad Dragon]

5756424 Awesome! I guess I have some chapter 6 episodes to review.

[Amereep]

*Everyone jump into the portal one at a time*

Misty does a flutter jump and Zipp does a front flip. Well you gotta give credit to the animators for putting in a little bit more effort this time.

Pipp: I hope for your sake it had -BA-KA!

Speaking about the production team, that sounded a little off. This isn't a snarky joke, it's just I swear that I can hear the soundbooth's dimensions.

Zipp: Sunny, that snow leopard is gone.

I could ask why are we going back to Frosty Village so soon, I could make fun and say that Comet is the... 'phase' member of Hitch's 'herd', but I'll address the leopard in the room by saying... You can't be more blunt than you already are.

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I love YouTube's NSFW translations: "I hope you ponies had F. We loved having you..." - Well, they did all go into that tent as a group, so I guess they had F.

You should see the seek bar on this one. Around 4:44, Sunny's shifting eyes left a still image of what appears to look like goat eyes.

[Bad Dragon]

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Misty does a flutter jump

Ah, Misty. Always the attention whorse.

Well you gotta give credit to the animators for putting in a little bit more effort this time.

Since G4, bronies became beggars, happy for anything that falls in our laps.

You should see the seek bar on this on. Around 4:44, Sunny's shifting eyes left a still image of what appears to look like goat eyes.

You're right. No wonder nopony wanted to hang out with Sunny when she was young (Except for Hitch who has a goat fetish).