Make Your Mark - Chapter 5: Family trees Pt 2

Racist Hitch says that all Unicorns look the same to him. 

I don't get what everypony is worried about. They lost Misty. That's a good thing, not a bad thing.

Misty still makes the exact same mistakes she did as a filly. 0 character growth.

How were Brezies on the internet if the cell phones had no service?

Now Sparky is getting visions too?

Spike has been away from dragons for a long time, and he turned out just fine. So why would Sparky need dragon things?

Zipp invades Misty's personal space. I ship those two now.

What was the point of Misty going to the alternative universe and back? She achieved nothing there.

Misty patronizes Sparky, even though she's the reason for him almost dying.

The way you find the door that the key unlocks is not to try it, but just look at the key and the door and you can instantly know if it fits or not.

Misty finally acknowledges her part in Sparky's demise. Took her like a day before she even thought about it.

They searched for the door and couldn't find it. But now they did. Because plot.

Misty wants Sparky to use the key. Uses it herself.

They went to the Brezies market without thinking. Might as well jump into certain death by the same logic.

Sunny volunteers Hitch.

Pipp decides to start using her phone again after missing so many opportunities for content creation already.

Dragons woke up extinct.

Dragons foraging? More like hunting!

Everypony is scared of the cave but Sunny is in a hurry to die so that takes precedence.

Misty knows how dragons think even though she knows absolutely nothing about dragons.

Hitch decides to take Sparky away from the healing lands into the lands of endless suffering.

Pipp drops flower pedals, assuming wind doesn't exist.

Again, they achieved absolutely nothing by going there and back.

If Misty forgot Aphabittle entirely, he must not have been a good dead. Not like my dad who's still fighting for those cigarettes at some gas station. It's been years since he went to get his cigarettes...

Queen forgot about ever seeing Misty. All her subjects look the same to her.

The first thing Misty does upon arriving home is staking her dad with her horn through his heart. Oh, wait, never mind. It was just bad animation...

Queen kills her daughters for going to dragonlands, even though there are no dragons there.

Hitch becomes as gay as Rainbow Dash.

Lesson of the day: Keep walking through random doors. You won't achieve anything, but it's just something you can do with your life.