Buenos dias, Amigos.
This is your friendly film and tv show reporter here with another review.
And today, I'll be making an analysis on "Kronk's New Groove", the sequel to "The Emperor's New Groove" that was made by the now closed down DisneyToon Studios.
Here's the summary:
Okay, so apparently, today is a very special day in the year for us MLP G4 fans. A day that celebrates a certain trio that works as a team... Oh, what I am doing with this whole 'beating around the bush' junk!
Inhales deeply
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DAY!! YAY!!
Not sure where the day came from, who started it, or why. But, I'll take any excuse to show love to those three little angels of well-meaning chaos! 
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Is it just me or do movies and properties that don't know if they're going to be any good try to lure you in with peripheral stuff? I mean seriously, how many times have we seen this over the years? From the writer of... is usually a tip off that you're in trouble. Or what about when they put the director or writers name at the beginning? Ladies and gentlemen get ready to scream for "John Carpenter's Roman Fanny Pack," or "Stephen King's Old People in Maine."
Do you think that Rainbow Dash has a lot of fines for going to fast or entering no fly zones? I don't mean the hole in the front of your pants. Ponies don't really wear a lot of clothing anyway.
But this brings up a point, how do ponies handle such matters? I know speeding tickets are a viable source of revenue for cities, counties and heck states. You can always tell when one of them is worried about not making their quota when the speed traps pop up in areas you wouldn't expect
So, how full does Queen Chrysalis have to be before she's full and gets her own hippy dippy coat of paint? I only ask because Thorax made like Zeppelin and gave her all of his love and she still didn't get a paint job or even a buff job. Heck the rest of changelings at the hive just covered her in their love beams and it still wasn't enough. I haven't seen a woman that insatiable since porn star Andrea True did the song More More More and still never got enough.
I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh
I think my cat has a urinary tract infection. It's either that or his anal glands are acting up. Either way he's been very annoying for the past week. Following me around and meowing and wanting stuff. What for? Nothing. Oh he shows up and all but he doesn't do anything. Just wants me to do everything for him. I could tolerate it more if it weren't for the fact that I sat through the Zephyr Breeze and the pushovers episode. What a waste.
Changelings. They can turn into all sorts of ponies. I often wonder though why it is we never see them transform into anything else. I mean I think it would be hilarious to see one look like the last box of cereal on the shelf and when some kid goes to grab it it transforms last second into Flim who then tips his hat and slowly walks away.
Well, apparently Twilight Sparkle will be an aunt here fairly shortly. You know as one's extended family grows you kind of have to look back at your life and wonder about a few things. What sort of a relative will you be? Will the new niece or nephew have some of the interests that you had? While it's not as overt as those parental relations there are times when you can see traces of you in your extended family.
Today's the movie premier of Straight Outta Compton and I couldn't be more excited to see it. When it comes out on DVD because I can't really afford the movie tickets at the moment... And nobody will go with me.
Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens
by JJ Abrams
Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope fanfic
135 minutes
THE BISHOP'S WIFE - Starring CARY GRANT - LORETTA YOUNG - DAVID NIVEN - MONTY WOOLEY - JAMES GLEASON - GLADYS COOPER - ELSA LANCHESTER - Directed by HENRY KOSTER - Produced by SAMUEL GOLDWYN - Written by ROBERT E. SHERWOOD and LEONARD BERCOVICI from the novel by ROBERT NATHAN - From the Samuel Goldwyn Company - © 1947 Samuel Goldwyn Productions, Inc.
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