Or who like listening to interpretations of the text by another who brings a new life to the story.

You know what, I think we all need some cute. So have a red panda.

Now have a badger flying on a magic carpet

Now have a happy pupper

That is all.

Of course, I can't change it up too much due to FiMFiction requirements, but lately, I've been really enjoying going through DeviantArt stamps. Since I've noticed some people have separate areas on their profile for pictures of their favorite characters, I figure I might as well put a few stamps up. It's not something a lot of users do, but I feel like it might help you get to know me just a little bit more.

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>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics

Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.

In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.

I swear, I have six different unfinished story blurbs in which Discord plays a major role and now I'm going to spend the entire writing process terrified that the moment I publish them someone's going to shout "RAR RAR DISCORD IS THE DEVIL, DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE."

Am I being silly and/or paranoid? Maybe, I don't know.

...What do you all think? please let me know

And now, it's time for a special edition of Shit Zef & Moth Say!

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Phew! Four Months without your own laptop is tough!

My laptop screen had broken randomly one day. Long story short, a loose hinge that was threatening to break the casing on the laptop actually damaged the cord connecting my screen to the motherboard. I handed the laptop to my friend's dad, who is a professional at fixing computers/internet stuffs.

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the dark surrounds me. dark eyes, they're watching. Waiting. tremors run up and down my spine, gruesome images filling my dreams. unaware, my arm hangs off the bed. pitch black darkness closes in.
and holds my hand.
the tremors stop.
the night is calm.
bye

-me.

I am running two panels at PonyFest 3.0 this Saturday!

Click on the link, it is free to attend!

One of them will be an interactive choose your own adventure story with Derpy which is a bold experiment that will almost certainly not turn out to be an enormous dumpster fire.

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i wrote a sad one-shot the other day, and it’s already gotten a lot of attention

i’m super jazzed that folks like it, so if you like my writing in Family Tree, check it out. it is sad though, so watch out.

Now Hiring

this blog post is comprised of my personal opinions. Nothing more. Do your own research. I'll do mine.

And nothing is gonna change.

Look, as much as we wanna celebrate the year ending, its not really worth it.

If anything, 2021 is gonna be much much worse.

I don't like to get political. But, I don't trust any of the politicians in the US. They all want one thing: Money and power. That's all anyone wants.

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Probably gonna aim for about a chapter per week, though given my history of sticking to updates, that's more of a suggestion than a plan. I do have several chapters already written out and edited in advance though, so if I do decide to slack off for a week or two I've got some buffer material I can lean on until I write something again.

>be me
>finish interlude chapter
>halfway through Episode 03
>try and do artwork for project
>suffer hard drive failure and lose artwork
>sadface.jpeg
>become demotivated
>get sidetracked playing Deus Ex
>"This game is soooo good."
>"I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh well, I'll figure it out later."
>two weeks pass
>finish playing DXHR
>"...Oh shit, forgot to post interlude."
>opens browser

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I don’t have covid! Just strep throat so bad it was resembling pneumonia! Hell yeah gamers!

💪👑

...just casually reached 11k words. With about two or three more needed to wrap it up That pony surely does love adventuring.

...to be angry at on this site.

I am exhausted from the rage to the point I need a nap. How am I supposed to get worked up into a fine lather that I can then rinse by writing stress reducing erotica...if it just flash boils me down to nothing without even getting past the description?

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Several folks posted poems recently

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Hello, 2018 marsupials.

You may notice I'm tagging a Rated M fic (that nobody read) of mine released at the tail-end of last year, and yet the story hasn't been updated. Why? Isn't that kind of jerkly for a lemur to do?

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Woooooo boy I have not been active at all. I figured I'd make this post to kind of explain what I've been stuck with and what not.

So I've been inactive cause of two things: First, my house is on the market. I haven't been able to sit down or have enough privacy to do much without having someone come through and look around.

Second, I'm taking a vacation. Sone friends of mine are getting together for 10 days over Thanksgiving, and I've been packing and making sure I have money/time.

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