For me it's basically literary junkfood, but what would you all say to the idea of a story about an Evil God being reborn in Equestria?

The premise would be along the lines of 'What is Evil, really?', Who decides what is right and wrong, and how does the kind of thing we humans deal with on a regular basis compare to the paradise of Equestria? What we consider normal, a pony might consider the worst of evils.

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You know I made a series of silly Anon vs. X Stories? As in, I have a normal human (no real superpowers) taking on some godlike beings, (OP Ponies/alicorns/etc) who could easily kill him, yet somehow winning by just giving them a nice petting, or giving them a lovely belly rub, or tender ear scratch. The OP being left in the false sense of security, before Anon's deadly hands give them tender affection. His hands often disables their powers and leaves them helpless, and makes them nonhostile.

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Been in a bit of a daze since I woke up, can... can we just skip to the end of this year, please? Like, FUCK.

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I CAN'T

WHAT

EVEN MY FEELS HAVE FEELS

100/10

It is ever so much worse than I could have possibly imagined.

I mean, it's not even just Bayformers, it's Bayformers AND DC Universe mashed together into...gah...

But hey, at least I was right about Rita. So...yay?

Made another offshoot to Love Call of the Sirens Last night. Fair warning, this one has the random tag and for good reason! For a frame of reference, see the middle panel of the below Penny Arcade comic.

You have been warned. Enjoy!

For real. I think.

Of course, I'll have to go through everything and change things around again come 25th... well, have to get working anyway.

Ahem. For this blog, I decided to do something different. I am going to give you a small little timeline of events of Evolution. See this as a way to say what has happened in this world and where everyone is. Don’t worry, none of this is really nessecary to understand the fic, just consider it a fun extra from a guy who works too hard on this.

(HR)

Codename: Oracle
Password: HotP8nt*lu^

Welcome Barbra, what do you wish to access.

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God's ways are so different from ours, and thank God for that! Whenever a child does something good or praiseworthy, good parents will be proud of them. But whenever we go to God in our brokenness and our sinfulness, when we have totally messed things up and it is completely our own fault, God loves us all the more.

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If universes are bubbles, then the void is that space between the bubbles. Or, a better image would be that if universes were cells, then the void would be the blood giving life to those cells.

The void is an infinity of Nothingness. There are no time, no space, no laws of physique... Nothing.

Excepted one thing: an energy.

Like nobody knows the origin of the Omniverse, nobody knows the origin of this energy, or rather, The Energy.

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In a conversation I had with a friend, a funny suggestion came up and I took it as a challenge.

The first draft, seven pages, is done. I'll have it up sometime either this weekend or next week.

Here's a hint of what it's about.

Honest opinion of debate: Grumpy Old Men. All 3 of them, Wallace included. EVERYBODY LOST.

Trump couldn't nail down Biden on his falsehoods, of which there were many. As I was watching, I desperately wished I were in Trump's place, as Biden would have handed me absolute victory as I could have CRUSHED him with what I know off the top of my head.

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Enjoy!

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3. Septum Cain, God of Dragons

Perhaps no god is more was more loved and respected then Septum Cain, the first of the Race Gods to be created by the Creator Gods. Septum Cain was unique because he was seven headed with each head named, and processed, a virtue that he used to help created what many consider the greatest Empire the world had ever seen. The virtues were, Wisdom, Justice, Compassion, Honor, Loyalty, Valor, and Faith.

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this is related to Pony-Me, Fractures, and Edgelords LLC. all at the same time that's all i'm gonna say

yes lisa cannot escape from being recycled into other fics like zoey always is

I'm going to write the worst fic ever. And I believe it can be done. I just need some help from my friends. It will take a long time to finish it, but it WILL be done.

Here's a list of guest stars. And I know... it's cancer.

1. Michael Jordon
2. Nicholas Cage
3. Goku
4. SpongeBob
5. O.J. Simpson

Give me an idea for a guest star, and I will put it in.

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It's been awhile since Bruce Timm and Alan Burnett, creative genius behind the DC Animated Universe, have written anything new, with Burnett's most recent writing effort (according to IMDb at least), being the 2011 episode of Batman: Brave and the Bold "Bold Beginnings!". Timm has stayed mostly in the executive producer status, but now, the duo return to form to create a new mini-series using DC Comics characters.

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